Almost forgot the best gem smh
"God gotta be a thot! (huh!?)

the blood from your erection
Come from your brain and your feet
So you can't think and you can't run
"
I ain't gon' lie, you got me cryin' with a hard d***
How I love you so much that I hate this s***?
I get it get it, I (don't stop)
You ain't doin' your job if you don't say (oh, my god)
Come have s***with Jesus
Come have s***with Jesus (Soulo)
Come have s***with Jesus
You ain't doin' your job if you don't say (oh, my god)
Every single time, yeah
And all I got is goddesses, I'm a heroine addict-
That's it, that's it
Yeah cause I. I really wanted to talk about like
You know, it's crazy how you know like you know, how Jesus is in the bible and he don't get no p**** at all
A 33 year old virgin
Yeah it's crazy
Like all the d**** are girls
Mary, Molly
Yeah for real, they're all named after girls
And they're really like female plants and s***
Yes Lord (Black Lip Pastor)
We in Frankies castle with the pack though
Motherfucking pack
Top want me to go to rehab
Told him I would go too
Probably just relapse
Cause that's what ill niggas do
Won't even pop a bottle without poppin a pill
Can't have a meal without picking up the bill
Should be more concerned with my health
But I'm gonna die trying to get this wealth
Pay attention nigga
I've been going platinum, they just trying to take it
F*** boys acting up, like an adult film audition
I'm just eating these rappers up
Sending artists to the mortician
I'm just with my niggas hanging, case of champagne
Need some water but I'd rather me a martyr for the cause
Nigga y'all niggas still don't get it
Juvenile never went to juvenile hall
It was 400 degrees on terminals
The homies playing with the strap off safety
And my lady at the time she stayed on gun lock
The irony in that alone is crazy
I come up with s*** like that that's why they say I'm crazy
Maybe
I'm with the s***s, I'm off the s***s
(YMF)
Rockstar lifestyle might not make it
But I guarantee she make it to the penthouse naked
You niggas been outdated
Like the b****es I dated way way way way back when
Now I'm getting brain in the tenant's Maybach Benz
It's rented but I'm in it nigga
I didn't pay back
More insufficient funds in the last 5 months than you gonna make in this whole year
On the mountain top about to cry cause it gets so lonely up here
Is anybody out there?
Can anybody hear me?
In this jaded generation of complacency siri don't even take us seriously
But thats some other s*** just being honest with you
Right hand on the bible with you
My ancestors came on the mothership
So I got to take it farther nigga that makes sense
My head in the clouds
Getting head in the clouds
By an angel in disguise
She an angel in disguise
D'evils gonna be my demise
I swear that God's a girl, b****
A atom is a molecule and Adam was a mighty coon 
But if he woulda never ate that apple hed be mad sad 
And woulda never pulled the leaves off Eve and seen all dat ass
You get on your knees every night
To pray to a man that you barely understand
Or have even seen with your eyes closed 
Then turn around and do the same thing
Get on your knees, then put a ring
On the woman that you wanna call your wife
Somethin' ain't right, yo
Way back when I was in grade school, I learned about history
But what about her-story—did anybody ask?

I think the American flag was designed by f**s
Alright, I want you to tweet me right now If you’re using your third (eye) iPhone
Real s***, my nigga, now glance at the keypad
This that mind-bogglin' s*** you like to throw in your raps 
And this might be your best yet; notice how every number
Represents three letters of the alphabet
Like, 2 is A-B-C, 3 is D-E-F

4 is G-H-I," I said: "I get it, alright!" 
He said: "Now trip off this, listen to me, Soul
I know you off the s***s, but I'ma need you to get a grip." 
I said: "Be serious," 
he said "Dial M-O-M." 
What a hella coincidence! It was 6-6- static

jesus
you can just watch an hour of alex jones videos and get the same content you get from an ab soul album
ok dis went politcal
A atom is a molecule and Adam was a mighty coon 
But if he woulda never ate that apple hed be mad sad 
And woulda never pulled the leaves off Eve and seen all dat ass
You get on your knees every night
To pray to a man that you barely understand
Or have even seen with your eyes closed 
Then turn around and do the same thing
Get on your knees, then put a ring
On the woman that you wanna call your wife
Somethin' ain't right, yo
Way back when I was in grade school, I learned about history
But what about her-story—did anybody ask?

I think the American flag was designed by f**s
Alright, I want you to tweet me right now If you’re using your third (eye) iPhone
Real s***, my nigga, now glance at the keypad
This that mind-bogglin' s*** you like to throw in your raps 
And this might be your best yet; notice how every number
Represents three letters of the alphabet
Like, 2 is A-B-C, 3 is D-E-F

4 is G-H-I," I said: "I get it, alright!" 
He said: "Now trip off this, listen to me, Soul
I know you off the s***s, but I'ma need you to get a grip." 
I said: "Be serious," 
he said "Dial M-O-M." 
What a hella coincidence! It was 6-6- static

This makes me suicidal I swear to God.
Almost forgot the best gem smh
"God gotta be a thot! (huh!?)

the blood from your erection
Come from your brain and your feet
So you can't think and you can't run
"
one of the hardest lines ever bruh
this probably the worst verse of any genre
the funniest part is op actually a collection of verses
the whole album full of bars like this
literally none of that makes any sense. anyone can put together some fake deep s*** that has nothing to do w anything
soulo had to have been off the goop during the recording of this album. bars legitimately read as crackhead ramblings
Album felt like when you off the Acid and start to realize s***
More like when you been off acid for months and can’t form a coherent thought
OP is funny but this is unironically dope lol, like he really went all in, it’s not like it’s the smartest thing ever but it’s creative and interesting
Ab Soul came to me in a lucid dream. Basically an astral projection resembling Soulo, warning me about a future, terrible calamity.
Ab-Soul album dropping soon :danylaugh:
OP is funny but this is unironically dope lol, like he really went all in, it’s not like it’s the smartest thing ever but it’s creative and interesting
yeah Im not even hating on it lol, the album is hilarious. and I dont think he was 100% serious