long story short I always make payments for my parents bills since they ain’t tech savvy at all

So same process as always, my mom leaves the bill on my desk and whatever credit card I need to use to make it

Fast forward a day later and I’m h**** af and hop on onlyfans to purchase a sub (i always delete my card off the account after I buy a sub just in case my s*** gets hacked)

But for the first time ever my mom gives me the card that looks just like mine so without even realizing that I had used their card instead of mine, especially since my dad and I have the same name. And I had made this transaction like 5 times since it kept denying.

So not only do they have 5 pending transactions on their statement this S*** was also marked as fraudulent by the system and now they’re gonna have to call to unlock that s***

Tell him you was tryna buy a financial course on there

Was the OF person popular?

You know most frequently leak for free right...

Best thing you can do is own up to it and update us

deny everything and let your dad take the heat

Do it again

Now use your moms debit card

maybe your dad will enjoy the content with you, dont stress

I don’t fap at all but Wat is it wit ktt niggas n only fans , I thought p*** was free

Tell him you were at your boy’s house and his little cousin came over. Then tell him that your boy’s cousin was playing games on your phone and he accidentally purchased an Onlyfans page.

Im sure your dad will also enjoy the content. This is father/son bounding. Money well spent

You accidentally typed in your dad's name on a payment page? You're acting like the OnlyFans waiter came by and scanned it lol.

Anybody who regularly puts in their card numbers is familiar enough to recognize theirs.

I’m named after him

what was the total

I read that after. This is some Disney movie s***. You're goofy.

do your parents know what OF is? just say its some fantasy football s*** you accidently used his card on

I don’t think I belong In This section

mom's gonna be grilling both of you

paying for only fans this top 5 goofiest things unless you care about the morality of supporting s***workers

and 99% of ppl who buy only fans do not care

shouldn’t have been tryna cop and just stay your ass on reddit OP. hope you learned your lesson

Lmao brah how you get caught slipping like that? You don’t memorize your card number or at least the last 4 digits? Lol.

Only option is play dumb and let him take the fall

memorize your card man