Would love to be bound head to toe in electric tape while Adele takes 10 paces and shoots me in the nuts with a tshirt cannon until I buy her warehouse full of discount vinyls
This ain’t G&G bruh
Need that big gyal to rough me up
Need her to bring me up on stage and practice moves she saw Jeff Hardy do on me
Would love to be bound head to toe in electric tape while Adele takes 10 paces and shoots me in the nuts with a tshirt cannon until I buy her warehouse full of discount vinyls
I'm not actually praying tonight. I'm just gonna focus on making sure Jesus sees this.
Yeah cause Adele isn't 17
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I'm not actually praying tonight. I'm just gonna focus on making sure Jesus sees this.
S*** I'm gonna need Jesus after this gorgeous Amazon hits me with a Bautista Bomb
The media only f***s with it cause she’s a white British woman
Nah. British accents just don't present any type of threat.
I damn near shat myself reading the header
Was like: "Ain't no way Adele's got a blinky on her"
S*** I'm gonna need Jesus after this gorgeous Amazon hits me with a Bautista Bomb
Headline sounds way crazier than the visual. Media got me f***ed up
Title had me imagining Adele on some Ja Morant s***