Shes dry af. Its over.
crine 0 rizz
no aiussy for you
'How was your day dear? '
'It was terrible, i feel more and more worthless with every passing waking minute. I frequently wish I could kill myself with the rusty M80 upstairs in the garage. The only thing that brings me solace is knowing that life has an ending. '
'I'm glad you had a good day dear '
' '
nigga said UPSTAIRS in the GARAGE
This might actually be good practice for losers to text and form better human connections.
What are you trying to say ?
This might actually be good practice for losers to text and form better human connections.
y'all wanna know how i got so much rizz?
newgrounds dating sims games back in 2004, thank me later
y'all wanna know how i got so much rizz?
newgrounds dating sims games back in 2004, thank me later
Love Hina RPG
real 1's was really playing those dating sims games fr
Was playing that s*** and "Frank's Adventure 2" at like 8 years old.
We're both old as f***. That's why.
it feels good though tbh. being born in 95 (zillenial or w/e) I feel like im getting the best of both worlds. we were young enough at the time to experience the best animation / kids shows in the 90's and 00's
these days kids don't really have anything dope they just wanna watch / do the same s*** us older folks be doing
we were really born at a great time
other than the part it's hard to own property
Was playing that s*** and "Frank's Adventure 2" at like 8 years old.
HAHAHAHA bro same. Those games lowkey did teach rizz though
kids these days just mindlessly scroll ig/twitter and play whack ass fortnite or some s***
we really had it good
it feels good though tbh. being born in 95 (zillenial or w/e) I feel like im getting the best of both worlds. we were young enough at the time to experience the best animation / kids shows in the 90's and 00's
these days kids don't really have anything dope they just wanna watch / do the same s*** us older folks be doing
we were really born at a great time
other than the part it's hard to own property
I'm a '96 baby. From what I've seen online we're like the very last millennials, which is nice because I would hate to be a zoomer (no offense to my zoomer peers on here). I completely agree though, we seriously got the best mix of leftover 90's culture, and also the cool 2000's stuff too. It's also really hard to find people our age online, it seems like not many people were even born from like '94-'97. Everyone is always younger or older than us.
nigga said UPSTAIRS in the GARAGE
this guys never heard of having a room above a garage
I'm a '96 baby. From what I've seen online we're like the very last millennials, which is nice because I would hate to be a zoomer (no offense to my zoomer peers on here). I completely agree though, we seriously got the best mix of leftover 90's culture, and also the cool 2000's stuff too. It's also really hard to find people our age online, it seems like not many people were even born from like '94-'97. Everyone is always younger or older than us.
YOOO that's so weird you say that because I always thought the same thing! I feel like we're more rare or something because I agree people are always younger or older.
Not to sound narcissistic but I really do feel our little generation is special because we're the last ones to experience what life was like before social media and tech really took over. In some ways I feel like we're also the age group that can truly bring us back to the human side of things
Hopefully our generation is allowed to take the reigns more soon and really innovate in society/humanity
Does anyone have the classic @CurlyZ short story from ktt1 about the android wife
Does anyone have the classic @CurlyZ short story from ktt1 about the android wife
Can’t wait for the future when we can completely leave human interaction in the Stone Age where it belongs.
When 2030 hit we all gonna be in our hi-tech one bedroom apartments with everything we need. Imagine waking and drinking the coffee you just downloaded onto your iPhone 42 and hopping into your bullet coupe Tesla while you take a pre-work nap during your commute. Your Tesla takes you straight to your windowless office so you can avoid conversation with all of your co-workers. From there you put in a hard 8 hour virtual reality shift at your job, then hop back into your space whip and hit the Wendy’s drive-thru for that 4-for-4 that has stood the test of time. When you arrive back at home your thicc as s*** robot wife is laying naked on the couch waiting for you not just looking like a snack, but a whole f***ing meal. You finish your Wendy’s nuggets without the sauce then proceed to smash your robo-wife for hours. She doesn’t speak much, but she doesn’t have to. It’s been 7 years and the two of you have yet to have a conversation more than two sentences. It’s as if you’ve forgotten how to speak to her. The last real conversation you had with any women was in 2023 when you left your old human girlfriend on read after you received a text from Amazon notifying you that you new package has arrived.
As you stare at the back of your robo-wife’s perfect head, you grow suspicious. What are her wants? What are her needs? What does she think? Does she think? All these thoughts race through you mind at once and suddenly you’ve surmised that she’s having an affair with the male robot next door. A new model with meat like an Arizona can. Seconds later you nut. Exhausted, you roll over and pass out. You wake up in a haze. The smell of a fresh cup of coffee radiates from your phone. Another day, just like the one before has started once again. Good morning.
Can’t wait for the future when we can completely leave human interaction in the Stone Age where it belongs.
When 2030 hit we all gonna be in our hi-tech one bedroom apartments with everything we need. Imagine waking and drinking the coffee you just downloaded onto your iPhone 42 and hopping into your bullet coupe Tesla while you take a pre-work nap during your commute. Your Tesla takes you straight to your windowless office so you can avoid conversation with all of your co-workers. From there you put in a hard 8 hour virtual reality shift at your job, then hop back into your space whip and hit the Wendy’s drive-thru for that 4-for-4 that has stood the test of time. When you arrive back at home your thicc as s*** robot wife is laying naked on the couch waiting for you not just looking like a snack, but a whole f***ing meal. You finish your Wendy’s nuggets without the sauce then proceed to smash your robo-wife for hours. She doesn’t speak much, but she doesn’t have to. It’s been 7 years and the two of you have yet to have a conversation more than two sentences. It’s as if you’ve forgotten how to speak to her. The last real conversation you had with any women was in 2023 when you left your old human girlfriend on read after you received a text from Amazon notifying you that you new package has arrived.
As you stare at the back of your robo-wife’s perfect head, you grow suspicious. What are her wants? What are her needs? What does she think? Does she think? All these thoughts race through you mind at once and suddenly you’ve surmised that she’s having an affair with the male robot next door. A new model with meat like an Arizona can. Seconds later you nut. Exhausted, you roll over and pass out. You wake up in a haze. The smell of a fresh cup of coffee radiates from your phone. Another day, just like the one before has started once again. Good morning.
this might be the funniest thing ive read across both ktts
Can’t wait for the future when we can completely leave human interaction in the Stone Age where it belongs.
When 2030 hit we all gonna be in our hi-tech one bedroom apartments with everything we need. Imagine waking and drinking the coffee you just downloaded onto your iPhone 42 and hopping into your bullet coupe Tesla while you take a pre-work nap during your commute. Your Tesla takes you straight to your windowless office so you can avoid conversation with all of your co-workers. From there you put in a hard 8 hour virtual reality shift at your job, then hop back into your space whip and hit the Wendy’s drive-thru for that 4-for-4 that has stood the test of time. When you arrive back at home your thicc as s*** robot wife is laying naked on the couch waiting for you not just looking like a snack, but a whole f***ing meal. You finish your Wendy’s nuggets without the sauce then proceed to smash your robo-wife for hours. She doesn’t speak much, but she doesn’t have to. It’s been 7 years and the two of you have yet to have a conversation more than two sentences. It’s as if you’ve forgotten how to speak to her. The last real conversation you had with any women was in 2023 when you left your old human girlfriend on read after you received a text from Amazon notifying you that you new package has arrived.
As you stare at the back of your robo-wife’s perfect head, you grow suspicious. What are her wants? What are her needs? What does she think? Does she think? All these thoughts race through you mind at once and suddenly you’ve surmised that she’s having an affair with the male robot next door. A new model with meat like an Arizona can. Seconds later you nut. Exhausted, you roll over and pass out. You wake up in a haze. The smell of a fresh cup of coffee radiates from your phone. Another day, just like the one before has started once again. Good morning.