“nigga I kno u jus got yo s*** jacked but fam yo ass look like Akon”

That's not a joke that's actually the story

yeah but his name is actually Akon though, not because of his conviction

i know he was doing Konvict music or something tho right

Bet he'll get it back by end of day/week

The last 6+ months so many have been getting their car stolen in Chicago. Been hearing about more cars being took in other cities recently too. Tf is going on why everyone on this wave

This is what happens when your government doesn't give a s*** about you and you still need money during a panoramic.

I know we almost out of it, but for some people this a year+ with next to nothing. Gotta get it somehow!

why does the word "whilst" make everything sound f***ing hilarious

Life came back full circle

he deserves it for throwing that one kid off the stage in 2008

Oof.

Shoutout to Jersey

Lmao

Didn’t Akon used to steal cars

This Carma

Dc and Baltimore too

The streets are on fire right now

He forgot he wasn’t in wakanda anymore

Full circle. Crazy

Nigga I thought Akon was just some s*** he made up wow

In Atlanta too?

That s*** probably got broken down in less than 30 mins

Who tf would do something like that to a legend like Akon

Yes and that’s why people come to Rob the most

Yeah what’s all that about? Are they building infrastructure there too or just exploiting/mining? I heard about this

who leaves their car running pumping gas