No way a doctor has a friend as ed as u.
Lmfaooooooooo fr
U know what u guys are being very negative im going to appreciate this experience no matter what
My guy in denial.
I might just block her and change my name on fb. She doesnt even know anything about me
I might just block her and change my name on fb. She doesnt even know anything about me
Deadbeat mf
CLB SEXMAN
Bro got CLB in the name but can’t even C the Ls he B taking 😂😂
OP posting in the Donda thread but it hasn’t Donda-pond him that he’s f***ing trailer trash b****es 😂😂
So yesterday i went over to this girls place, i met her thru tinder. Anyway the first warning sign was that she had 7 cats, the 2nd was that her place was a f***ing mess. There was rubbish everywhere
So im half way thru this encounter and i think damn am i still gunna f*** this white trash?? I respond to myself: yes.
So we get in her bed and put on netflix, next thing you know we f***in and her musty ass vagina all up in my nostrils. We f***ed 3 times, and each time i pulled out, bust on her belly and then went straight back in.
Now ive asked my friend whos a doctor and he said with that method, i may aswell have not pulled out at all
To top it off when we woke up in the morning she ordered mcdonalds and drank 2 cans of redbull. I had to get outta there.
Guys? Am i f***ed? Ugly b****es are more fertile too right?
first off, you sure she's not the homeless woman from home alone?
and second, did your dirty ass really need a doctor to verify that the pull out method aint the best way to go about it? 3 TIMES?
bro, u dirty foh with ur nasty s***
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thats how his kid gonna look like after seeing him the first time in 12 years
2 Red Bulls for breakfast
says the drake stan
Go find god
Quote me when you found god.
we have low standards partly because the world tells us all that matters in this world is p****. So we work from a position of desperation.
And that s*** just aint a good feeling man.
Man I got my first piece of coochie and realized that s*** was useless. Ya s***is great but there’s so much in the world that’s better, and doesn’t put you at risk in the way s***does.
Like if u bout to smash, and have to ask yourself “am I really about to do this” odds are you shouldn’t
RT tho, it isn’t a good feeling in the slightest, I just don’t understand why we subject ourselves to that same s***ty feeling day after day despite know that there is more, and MUCH better out there
Bra smashed 3 diff times despite realizing she was smelly and gross on the first time. How do you even stay in the mood while your nostrils are assaulted in such a way