crackhead strength aint no joke

i stay in my lane like a normal person

Not since I was like 13-14. Got my ass beat the first time, and won the second one.

Like 5 years ago I was at a Halloween party coked and bared out with a friend and he was talking some dumb s*** to the home owner outside. I tried pushing them apart but the homeowners friend ran past and punched my friend all Robb stone on xxx style and a huge fight broke out

It was us 2 vs way more of them and I fell to the ground and got my eyes stomped in from peoples timbs

This might dox me but I was dressed up as Eric Andre / ranch it up and was kind enough to share my ranch all night

Got in a fight every yr in elementary school, never lost a bout now as a young man i wish a nigga would

One time I Got into a fight in middle school. Dude kept f***in picking on me so I tried to stand up for myself. Dude weighed like 20 pounds heavier than me at the time (I was really skinny). Long story short, I got my ass beat in front of my entire neighborhood lol.

After that I made sure I never lost a fight

Got jumped once

Mf sucker punched me

Whole head was hurt for like 2 days

you never got him back?

Choked a nigga out in primary school. Punched a dude in high school but he didn't wanna escalate it. Also in high school, was held at knifepoint in another confrontation. Good times...

I really like your philosophy, Plants

Thanks bro. : )

Man high school was some bullshit now thinking about it, that’s the only time I actually got into fights lmao and it was 4 times the last one was a draw me and dude were about the same strength level and we couldn’t outdo each other so we just shook on it

Nah

OHHHH MAN THIS COMMENTARY MADE THE VIDEO SO MUCH BETTER

shameful

If I couldn't beat him physically I'd find a way to get to him mentally. It depends on the person so idk what i'd do exactly. If yall play the same sport catch him slipping and take his uniform, when no one else is around, take it and keep it till the end of the season. He never finds it and well, he's off the team. At the end of the season put it in his school locker, as if it had been there the whole time

If you wanted to get risky, option 2. This one takes more patience, a lot more planning, and could get you kicked out of school if you didn't do it all the way right. Gotta be extremely careful here.

It's time to turn in the biggest essay of the year. You type 2 essays. One amazing one, your best yet. And one so bad you know you'd get not just an F but an F- The terrible one that fills 0 requirements has his name on it. We all put our essays on the teacher's desk. Put both yours down right below his and go "oh wait, my name's not on it". Take the bad one back, and his paper, and then go back to your desk. "oh yes it is. I was just trippin haha. oh, I just realized I printed 2 copies lol" put his actual one "back" in your backpack or go throw it away. Put your version of his paper right on top of the pile. Now he gets and F on the biggest paper of the year. And some time later, when it's all over of course, ask him what he ot on his paper. Laugh at him in his face. "But this isn't even my paper! I didn't write this!" "Well, your name's on it "

It's very detailed but that's how I think. You wrong me, I'll get you back at some point. It's an eye for an eye in my world

That’s f***ed! You got jumped twice?! SMDH, what is wrong with ppl

Holy you an evil ass mf

Nah but fr tho we cool now, fight was over some petty s*** while we were playing ball and I got a offensive rebound over him.

I don't talk to him these days and vice versa. We moved on. But yeah that's the only 'fight' I've even been in.

Yeah man s*** was crazy. First time I was set up over some he said/she said s***, crazy cause they ended up jumping the mf that involved me in that s*** cause he’s the one who started the whole thing on the low. And the second time was just on some right place, wrong time s***. That s*** made me start taking boxing lessons so I can make the most out of those situations if I were to ever get placed in it again.

Yea a lot when i was younger

Last one a few years ago fought two guys at once broke one of ems tooth and my knuckle got a cut that was oozing puss for a week.

Yikes. You definitely don’t want an open wound anywhere near a human mouth, especially around the teeth and gums.

Years ago me and my friends were playing tackle football in a field, and my boy was having a bad game. I tackled him awkwardly and we got up and punched me in my nose, and my other boy tackled the f*** out him. He later apologized cause he was just pissed off over how bad he was that day.

Yea cause me and my bigger friend in grade 8 were peer pressured into a fight cause I did Taekwondo which is all about Kicking so idk why they would think I would do good in a fist fight It was all filmed on a 4tg gen iPod Touch

Anyways

I get jabs and uppercuts in his face and being the size he is he just pulls the collar of my shirt and drags me to the ground

We were fighting in the alley near school behind some old dudes garage and halfway into the fight the homeowner pops out the corner of a gate and sees 6 kids standing behind his garage

One of us noticed and exclaims "look someone's right there!!" And we all ran away laughing and screaming in our pre pubescent voices

I went back an hour later to talk to the guy cause the big dude forgot his watch and I forgot my pencil case