it’s CRAZY!!!

yeah it's a lot of pressure to perform and you know what i say i say no thanks I'm just chilling i will just spend my days indulging in my experience of humanity and there's nothing you can do to stop me while i rotate two really happy cows around in my brain (it's actually 2045 and I'm in an asylum due to being exposed to concentrated amounts of petrochemical infused nano plastics )

sperm games

no

It’s crazy to think about tbh, you coulda easily been a plant or ant or fish

Am I the only one who immediately thought of the fertilization process

yea we all won at sperm pachinko

im sorry but shut the f*** up bro

If I was never born I wouldn't be able to care about it.

or a bee
animals that ppl are scared of and get killed just for existing
killed a bee today and this thread got me feeling guilty tbh

being the best at navigating balls

Remember leaving for school one day as a kid and having this thought fr

its one in trillions that u even had a shot to beat all the other sperm and werent just nutted into a kleenex and thrown into the trash fr

always. s*** blows my mind actually

Y’all went through another mans p**** to be born

None of us would be here without c***

Nah the only people that exist are the ones that made it. Cant get wound up in what could have been, theres billions of moments each day that shape cause and effect on the world but only the things that happen really matter.