What was your experience like? And do you have any advice on how to make the experience more manageable?
The worst thing about prison was the dementors. They were flying all over the place and they were scary and then they'd come down and they'd suck the soul out of your body. And it hurt!
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I did 15 in pen
The worst thing about prison was the dementors. They were flying all over the place and they were scary and then they'd come down and they'd suck the soul out of your body. And it hurt!
You're spitting with this one. Every day, dementors everywhere.
Sat there for 9 hours with the A/C being blasted, ate a s***ty sandwich w/ a juicebox and got released after posting my own bail
4/10
Sat there for 9 hours with the A/C being blasted, ate a s***ty sandwich w/ a juicebox and got released after posting my own bail
4/10
Pretty much this and watched a guy go through withdrawals
I only sat a few hours for trespassing. S*** was stupid asl but I thought I was hard lol. S*** is ass, the part that was driving me crazy besides being there was I didn’t have any sense of the time and that s*** really bothered me. Idk why I kept wanting to know what time it was.
Sat there for 9 hours with the A/C being blasted, ate a s***ty sandwich w/ a juicebox and got released after posting my own bail
4/10
You go to court?
You go to court?
Yeah, nothing too crazy
I went for a night. Niggas there were smoking cigs talking about Cardi B.
No different from Ktt
Yea went for 2 weeks. First 5 days you're in holding which is just a big triangle shaped room with two floors full of 2 bunk rooms. Then you get assigned a pod based on your charges and they walk you through all of them. One dude got assigned to the pedo pod and that s*** was dark, cold and only had 1 light.
Then when you are in your pod it's a big room with like 15-30 other people and you stay there for like 3 days or the rest of your time. 3 days in, they come around and ask if you would like to join the workers camp (ALWAYS SAY YES) and if you're county is legit, you'll get a 2 for 1 and even sometimes 3 for 1 where 1 day = 2 or 3 but only if you agree to work which they skip that detail
Did 24 hours for jumping a subway turnstile, food was the worst part. And the overcrowding was crazy, it was like 20 people per cell
I was at a high security prison, a women's prison and a criminal's asylum as part of my work stuff Horrible places to end up
Also had to go to the morgue