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  • Updated Feb 23, 2024

    For those that dont know, fig fruits have dozens of dead wasps in them, but the wasps are so small they look like seeds at worst and arent dangerous to eat

    The momma wasp goes to unpollinated fig fruit, its open top, its dumbass (the wasp) is techinically too big so it loses its wings and antenna so it cant leave the fig fruit now and is trapped

    So while trapped it pollinated the inside "flowers" of the fig fruit its stuck in, has babies, dies, the babies have s***with each other, the men babies die because theyre born without wings or mouths and are only born to f*** and die, & the girl wasps now incest mothers go find another unpollinated fig to kill themselves in again and again with the same process all within 2 to 3 days, which is their life cycle while boys is 1 - we love our girl bosses

    And all the dead incest boys wasps in the fig fruit (which people do eat and so do other primates) get eaten by the hairy or non hairy primate

    So back to my question 🙋

    is that vegan?

  • Feb 23, 2024
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    This aint the only fruit nor vegetable that has a similar process btw

    Happy Friday ☺

  • Water Giver

    This aint the only fruit nor vegetable that has a similar process btw

    Happy Friday ☺

    my one phobia may be infesting one of my favourite fruits....
    thanks for that

  • Feb 23, 2024

    it leng

  • Feb 23, 2024

    I fixed the typos

    We love the circle of life

  • proper 🔩
    Feb 23, 2024
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  • Feb 23, 2024

    out @ babies having s**

  • plants 🌻
    Feb 23, 2024
    proper

    @plants

    bro idk I never rly ate figs now that I think about it always been on dates I hope dates aren't filled with dead bugs coz i won't eat em then
    just makes me feel queasy

  • Feb 23, 2024

    It’s worth noting that by the time of human consumption, the wasps would no longer be “there” in any substantive way, they would have long ago been absorbed back into the fig (also domesticated figs are, in general, not pollinated in this way). Nevertheless, fig-wasp symbiosis is very interesting, and just one corner of the rich tapestry of life!

  • Tubig 🌊
    Feb 23, 2024

    I haven’t had a fig newton in so long

  • Feb 24, 2024

    Fig Newtons fire

  • nephew 🦫
    Feb 24, 2024
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    so lik, wat da heck dude, u sayin fig fruits gots dead wasps in em? datz nasty af man. but lik, da wasps is so small dey look lik seeds, so it aint so bad, ya kno wat i mean? an dey aint dangerus to eat or nothin.

  • Mar 25, 2024
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    Never heard about this

  • KFA 🏛️
    Mar 25, 2024
    Vox

    Never heard about this

  • Mar 25, 2024
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    nephew

    so lik, wat da heck dude, u sayin fig fruits gots dead wasps in em? datz nasty af man. but lik, da wasps is so small dey look lik seeds, so it aint so bad, ya kno wat i mean? an dey aint dangerus to eat or nothin.

    post a hand pic

  • Mar 25, 2024

    me seeing title

    me reading op

  • Mar 25, 2024

    damn i love figs i didn’t know this about them

  • nephew 🦫
    Mar 25, 2024
    Big Tobacco

    post a hand pic

    idk how to embed no lie

  • Mar 25, 2024

    Never been a fig fan