A simple question. I am interested if laws are preventing you from committing crime. If so, what crimes?

Be honest.

Today I thought about killing you. Premeditated murder

You would get beaten with a smelly stick and made to cry like a little b**** if you ever tried that s*** on me, fam. Trust my words.

ok dis minority report

Depends on the crime but im just here for the vocaroos

Never been interested to commit any crimes tbh

OP drop the tough guy act we know youre british

The laws literally dictate what is and is not a crime

If the laws didn't exist, the action in question would not be a crime

In all actuality, it’s a scale called burden of proof.

Id commit a lot of fraud

Chew on that for a minute or five

No

Oh word

I already scan my organic produce as non-organic at the self checkout, laws ain't s***!

I'd love to steal 5 million dollars but laws say I can't do that

when i use self checkout i select 0 bags but i actually use 2

Yeah, I wanna rob a bank and get away with it.

certain crimes where the risk of getting caught is high, yes
others no

Tells me I would let you go around stealing from weak men and then slap you around like a hoe and steal everything from you.

Oi you wanna fight son I'll fokin smash you to pieces. F***ing knobhead.