Duh

if it's less than 300 she gotta go

instagram following counts as a body btw

no lol. it doesn't matter how f***ing cool you are if you're ugly as s***. unfortunate reality

All I'll say is, a legitimately satisfying relationship (long-term or short) that lasts won't particularly come to fruition unless the four quadrants (physical/emotional/mental/spiritual) are all adequately adhered to for the parties in question

There’s some company I keep because we’re hot and know how to turn up and they feel the same way

is evolution when you want to have the most f***able daughter?

Like a reverse nugget??

If you prioritize like 90/10 you’re probably dumb

But if it’s like 60/40 that’s pretty reasonable

When you want a gay daughter and hot son