Jason sitting in traffic behind a family of four, contemplating vehicular manslaughter
man...
LMFAOOOOO YO
im rly seeing jason in a whooooole new light now
hes madder about car drivers than I am and I used to have broken spark plugs glued to the knuckles of my motorcycle gloves so I could easily punch out the windows of cars that particularly annoyed me, especially texters
maybe its karma that I got hit by a driver who ran a red light cuz she was texting
between jason and the OP pettiness im dead.
i dont flag anyone in specific tbh, just always looking for ford explorers and dodge chargers cause my driving record is miz and i cant get caught lacking in any circumstance
Not certain cars just f***ing idiots that show they cant drive
Also like big trucks scare the s*** out me i speed up right past em
hes madder about car drivers than I am and I used to have broken spark plugs glued to the knuckles of my motorcycle gloves so I could easily punch out the windows of cars that particularly annoyed me, especially texters
maybe its karma that I got hit by a driver who ran a red light cuz she was texting
Damn plants was out here livin like mad max
people with trimmed out 8-10 year old BMWs, mercs and audis
elderly people (one time I was tailgating elderly lady for fun who kept her foot on the brake while gassing at the same time)
i’m not even tryna be a hater but there’s also a reason 10 year old bmws, mercedes’ and audis cost as much as 10 year old honda accords
about 25% of cars on the road in America are trucks so it’s pretty dumb to group them all into a type
Old people
Mercedes drivers
Women
But yall really haven't seen crazy driving until you've seen South African minibus taxis. There'll be 16 passengers in the car and they'll put everyone's lives at risk. We just have to put up with it
I get profiled tbh.
I drive a sports car so a******s literally try to race me on the road every single day.
Dog Im just trying to get to work I don't have time for your small d*** competition.
Also if you have a "big hoss" truck f*** you
Mfs in front of you trying to merge onto a 70 mph highway at 20 mph need to be euthanized before they kill someone that actually has a functioning brain.
f*** u drivers who speed up when im trying to change lanes. A******s
I usually cut in front of them as soon as I see them accelerate. F*** that
about 25% of cars on the road in America are trucks so it’s pretty dumb to group them all into a type
Crazy thing is they pretty much all act the same. Maybe 5% are actually decent drivers