I beat my meat
*I beat my little ryan
My gf is on the road for work right now and today is my Friday so I ordered a chicken fried steak, got some beer in the fridge, and going to beat my d*** like it owes money
LSD
I basically need 2 days in advance to prepare for an acid trip. But I do have some DMT waiting to be smoked which I'm too afraid to actually do. One of these nights when I'm alone would be ideal, though
My gf is on the road for work right now and today is my Friday so I ordered a chicken fried steak, got some beer in the fridge, and going to beat my d*** like it owes money
If my gf left, it was probably to go out of town so:
My girl a vegan, so I when she not home I be cooking hella steaks and burgers and s*** and smoking blunts and drink beers and dance like Blueface in the bathroom mirror.
When i finally got my own place, the first year was fun as hell that i got my peace and quiet and can walk around naked wherever i wanted. But then it just becomes normal to me. Nothing to celebrate about now. It's not 'cool' anymore if you know what i mean.
I dont really celebrate i guess i play music loud as hell and beat my d*** with my door open
Smoke weed and watch p*** on the 65' 4K TV
Yo I don’t think I’ve ever even thought of this. P*** on anything but a portable device is like foreign to me. This probably wild.