Thing is, I was hoping someone would joke that the problem is that im making it sound like all I eat is fast food.

Truth is I been eating on a meal plan so ive been eating healthier. Ate ihop today and im down bad.

Think I got the other parasite where all I been pooping lately are tiny little s*** pebbles that I have to squeeze out forcibly. Unsatisfying af

careful

? Squeezing the most satisfying part

quarantine that sxn immediatley

Exactly my point bro

When it takes 5-10 minutes, you’re prepping on the toilet brewing up a poop, scrolling through your preferred app of choice, thinking it’s going to be an absolute log and you’re gonna squeeze that mf out and get that satisfaction

… but then it finally makes its way to the end of your bowels, just for it to be a tiny pebble or two that come right out and makes a mini little splash.

Edit: The forcing part I was referring to was actually getting those little pebbles closer to getting out the hole big dawg, not the actual squeezing out of the s*** itself.

I had it 2 weeks ago i went to the hospital

What happened? If this continues i will. Im 3 days in so far. So far not too bad. Just a general feeling of unease

buy ectrolytes powder or fizzy tablets

a big risk is dehydration and water alone isnt enough

ktt uncs are starting to s*** themselves. say it ain't so!!

you’re just constipated bro

yea get pedialyte too

Right, wth

Big s***ters

Protip? Wash ur ass in the shower

I tried! but the water was stuck on hot so I gave up and had to go get the toilet paper
imagine you're standing in the shower your ass soaking wet in poop and then hot water hits it
f*** man

I never had that issue but heres a tissue