Imagine, if you will; the absolute blessing of having higher-level thought and reasoning, above any other beast you could find in nature. Imagine the absolute LUXURY of not having to survive on raw, rotting carcasses which you kill or "find" yourself, with your bare teeth.

But then imagine, if you will, that same creature not only choosing to eat THIS, but actually looking forward to it as well! LOL

proceeds to take a bite of the condensed, deep-fried entrails that is my chicken nuggy

Fellas, have you tried the great "CHICK'N" from the brand named after Lucifer? You're only human, I know you crave the taste of pain and suffering! This allows you to quench your thirst for flesh without any of the guilt! Game-changing stuffs!

carnitas

Go to sleep op

Reminds me, I need a haircut, thanks OP!

Perks of being on top of the food chain OP appreciate the fact the threat of having to worry about being dinner every day

Take your meds

I know I am better than a wild animal.

Is this a PETA thread?

had a pork chop for dinner

no regrets

I had roasted pig at a friends party on Sunday and then Monday the Stairmaster was impossible for me