you’re just chilling getting skinny not doing s*** and then one day you wake up and there’s hella new music and movies and s***

Then you realize your hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt from racked up hospital bills

True hopefully I get in a coma on the uk maybe I’ll wake up with a cool accent and say bruv

I wish I could be in a coma and skip winter

No lie, I feel the same way minus being in a coma so long you forget how to walk or talk.

Been asking God to put me in one for like months

ITT Seasonal depression

Imagine just waking up decades later. Kanye is 300 pounds over weight and put out an album better than MBDTF. Kim has become the first woman president. Nori has cured AIDS and cancer and gives away the medicine for free. A Travis s***tape with Roseanne get released in IMAX. The world has a dangerous low supply of popcorn.

I was in a coma once and it's nothing like you think it'd be.

It's just darkness, no light at the end of the tunnel bullshit and when you wake up it feels like just a couple of seconds passed by.

OP a legend for this

the music part would be the only cool thing, the stanky breath would be unbearable

😔

Did y’all know when Ash rescued pikachu he got put into a coma so the rest of the Pokémon cartoon one big ass coma dream

Yeah until you run out of medical insurance and the hospital is like...

Family can't save you either

Even a baby can learn how to walk and talk lol it's not hard

i remember reading all of these cartoon theories lol
another one was that the kids from ed, edd, and eddy were all dead kids living in purgatory that's why there were never any adults around

😂😂😂😂

Imagine how refreshed and well rested you must feel coming out of a light 2 week coma

this thread is too funny 💀

I wish i could be in a coma and skip life

Ngl i always look forward to getting anesthesia

Aint it

honestly if that's what dying is like it's pretty chill