Bagged a old white b**** at the bar last night
Going to dinner with her tonight

gotchu

carry that passport wit you bro

LOST IT

APPLYING FOR A NEW ONE THO

LAST WEEKEND I WAS USING A PICTURE OF MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND MY ICLOUD TO PROVE MY IDENTITY I DIDNT GET DENIED ANYWHERE LMAO

drowning my sorrows once again

Classic

🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣

SPIKIUNG MY DOCTOR PEPPER

i loveeeeee twisted teas lol. complete sucker for the.

Officially retired from the Bender x3 lifestyle... for now

vodka sprite night as always

About to begin a legendary night and I’m highkey a little afraid

Downing some vodka mixed with strawberry lemonade tonight

oxycodone

getting some alc later today

🐐🐐🐐

Best kind of beers

NO ID THE LAST WEEKEND BEFORE GIRLS GO BACK TO SCHOOL IN THE SOUTH AND MIDWEST

Bro I’m trying to get this b**** on the basketball team. Her mom owns the bar I go to

CAN SHE GET U FREE DRINKS

2x Smirnoff Ice
2x Guinesss Ice
1x Export
2x Mythos

and the man can still stand still