kinda wanna hit a bender then bend her (over)

sipped on some ipas at the bar tonight, now sipping on some lighter beer so i don’t get hungover

fussin and fightin

i snapchat my ex on my last bender

STILL AINT OPEN HER RESPONSE

X was a good movioe

IN THE CLUB B**** IM TOO DEADY

LOOK IN THE SKY ITS A BIRD ITS A PLANE

where are you

and im so sorry

Good ole Rocky Mountain high coors light before the hangover kicks in

One of them weekends

woke up with a huge dark hickey on my neck smh

been on a binder since jan

Sorry bro u just looked mad suckable this morning

its the baccarat

Haven’t gone a day without drinking at least two beers since the end of March and I ain’t breaking my streak today

HUNGOVER. JUST STARTING A PROJECT DUE MONDAY. NEED TO GET DRUNK.

WE BACK B****
SMASHIN 12 BEERS RN
#BRICKED UP
#FOR MY BRO @Luziver
#BENDERBOYZ

GOING TO A BASEBALL GAME TONIGHT I DONT GIVE A S*** ABOUT BASEBALL BUT I LOVE BEER

Well anyway. Need to get in summer shape so I have to forgo the drink

Thursday approaching
IM BACK

You lot aren’t real benders

its true

IM F***ING BACK TONIGHT THO