an update to that is my buddy got drunk last weekend and thought it was funny to constantly buy everyone shots of that nasty liquor

f*** that s*** and f*** him lmao

id shake ya hand tho

Bender status rn

f*** the world

perkys calling tonight

Smoking that Whoopi Goldberg, south Egyptian
Furburger deluxe, Mega Millions scratcher, skunk, Bubba kush
We smoking dung beetle
I'm on twelve Vicodin, smoking on Scooby-Doo d***
We smoking sequoia banshee boogers
We snorting that good buffalo soldier, tamarind, Jordanian jibbies
They must have amnesia, they forgot that I'm him
That Burberry Backwoods pack hitting
We smoking s*** in a glass pipe, blowing the Lord's bubbles

I’m feeling reaaaaaallly good rn

same

Open bar you say ?

1 MILLION BEERS PLEASE

MAKE IT A BILLION

HAPPY FOURTH IM SO H****

Oh

Chip I’m putting in work but I’m at parties until like 10 I need to hit bars and dfmo

Pregame at party and be a sloppy mess by time you hit the bars 11:30

Coffee and vodka

YOU THINK IM NEW TO THIS IM HALFWAY THERE IVE BEEN GOING SINCE 11

THE GIRL IM AFTER IS WORSE THAN ME TOO

LOVE YOU CHIP

Love u 2, booze buddies

It’s the 4th. F*** it, imma have some Cherry Pepsi and not brush my teeth.

BENDER BOYS

WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION

THISSSSSS

i went too hard ln f*** i gotta drive to the beach after work today

THAT PIC LOOK LIKE CRAIG DRAKID

i’m not going to say if i’m getting hammered tn…. but im getting hammered tn 😁