Not worth the energy
nah I like op he's out the loop fr it's funny
OP made this just to s*** on every verse lmaoo
OP made this just to s*** on every verse lmaoo
Nah, most of you have been posting mid. One guy posted a dope line and I acknowledged it.
Nah, most of you have been posting mid. One guy posted a dope line and I acknowledged it.
Oh y'all thought I was washed?
I'm at the cleaners
Launderin' dirty money like the teamsters, huh
U annoying
Nah, most of you have been posting mid. One guy posted a dope line and I acknowledged it.
every line/verse posted was just a dope. why do you hate Jay Z so much? i don't like him either but dam
every line/verse posted was just a dope. why do you hate Jay Z so much? i don't like him either but dam
I think, and this thread is demonstrating that my man is extremely overrated... kind of the way Kanye was when P4k was riding his nuts and all of KTT1 was drinking the kool aid.
I'm actually not pressed at all, I just want to see the slicks puns and entendres that Jay z stans scream about and so far its honestly, objectively, kind of basic
Oh y'all thought I was washed?
I'm at the cleaners
Launderin' dirty money like the teamsters, huh
U annoying
I can do the same thread for Drake and you'll see the difference, honestly.
You could even tell when they were having their cold war: Drake was saying things like "all hits, no misses, that's for the married folk" which is a slick ass sublim and what did Jay Z respond with.
Seriously, think about all the infamouss Jay z sublims and you'll see that they're just average with a splash of wealth talk which y all apparently go crazy ebough about to ignore the mid
Im trying to lead you to the light, fam
Jay Z: I have many moneis
Jay Z stans: supahhotfire gif
Eminem: Orange/ Door hinge
Em stans: “neat-o!”
Eminem: Orange/ Door hinge
Em stans: “neat-o!”
Eminem has some trash ass lines, at least I'm objective enough to admit it.
Jay Z stans think that every word from that man's mouth is money making gospel and it's hilarious.
Y'all d***ride so much that niggas have to literally debate with you to convince you to take avtual money over being in his presence for a couple of hours
How pathetic is that?
I think, and this thread is demonstrating that my man is extremely overrated... kind of the way Kanye was when P4k was riding his nuts and all of KTT1 was drinking the kool aid.
I'm actually not pressed at all, I just want to see the slicks puns and entendres that Jay z stans scream about and so far its honestly, objectively, kind of basic
seeing as this is your 7th thread s***ting on him I'd say you definitely are pressed. Everyone would agree.
truth is I probably dont like him just as much as you but I'm not biased. The man rapped his ass off his whole career and still can. 444 is full of examples of this and is the project that made me realize that. plus he's still dropping quality features. Overrated? Yes but not by much
and b this thread is proving nothing atm. You should've made this when the site isn't dead so the real Hov fans could see it. They'd love this bait
seeing as this is your 7th thread s***ting on him I'd say you definitely are pressed. Everyone would agree.
truth is I probably dont like him just as much as you but I'm not biased. The man rapped his ass off his whole career and still can. 444 is full of examples of this and is the project that made me realize that. plus he's still dropping quality features. Overrated? Yes but not by much
Nah, it's just entertainment to watch Jay Z stans in denial.
and b this thread is proving nothing atm. You should've made this when the site isn't dead so the real Hov fans could see it. They'd love this bait
It's not really bait because I think Jay Z's a great rapper, albeit very overrated.
I'm actually looking for new stuff to listen to, and I'm testing the waters to see if Hov is truly over his horrendous post-AG run
Nobody wins when the family feuds
But my stash can't fit into Steve Harvey's suit
I'm clear why I'm here, how about you?
Ain't no such thing as an ugly billionaire, I'm cute
Mmmmm
Pretty much
If anybody gettin' handsome checks, it should be us
Nobody wins when the family feuds
But my stash can't fit into Steve Harvey's suit
I'm clear why I'm here, how about you?
Ain't no such thing as an ugly billionaire, I'm cute
Mmmmm
Pretty much
If anybody gettin' handsome checks, it should be us
What's a handsome check?
Weak and makes no sense... you can sell out even if you're already rich (to make even more money)... the rest id just babble about how rich he is.
Seems like you're easily impressed.
So you made a thread for everyone to list their favorite jay z bars then are s***ting on half the picks yet the thread is not a trap? 😭
What's a handsome check?
From the Oxford dictionary
Handsome :
(of a number, sum of money, or margin) substantial.
"he was elected by a handsome majority"
It’s a good bar eat s*** cartman
I mastered my aesthetics
I know you often heard me wax poetic
'Bout bein' back in the Lexus
But trust me, that was nothin'
A nigga up in the hundreds of millions
I have no ceilings, ah, this that feelin', I'm that boy
Anita Baker's "You Bring Me Joy"
Slappin' out of the toy, the separation is clear
In my rear-view mirror, objects is further than they appear
Oh yeah, I was born with a pair
Playin' for high stakes
Norman Cake, he looked up and out of the Lear
How niggas can't relate?
F*** a slice of the apple pie, want my own cake
Chargin' my own fate
Respect Jimmy Iovine
But he gotta respect the Elohim as a whole new regime
And niggas playin' for power, huh
So our music is ours
Niggas only own houses
Ours was, "Fuck you, pay me"
Now it's, "Fuck payin' me, I pay you
Put the rest away for Blue"
That blood money, I giggle at it
Can't even support my miss' habit
Jewelry shoppin' in Paris
All y'all jewelers should be embarrassed, huh
Blood diamonds drippin', we cute
I still ain't trippin', that's life, winners and losers
D*** dealers and abusers, America like me ruthless
My therapist said I relapsed
I said, "Prehaps I Freudian slipped in European whips"
God sent me to break the chain
I'm the true and livin'
God in the flesh, the rest of these niggas is vain
A stain on the white suit, inferior IQ
Niggas'll rip your s*** off TIDAL just to spite you
Ahhhh, what did I do?
'Cept try to free you
Niggas'll love you but hate you 'cause they can't be you
Dump 'em all in the bayou, uh
Everybody wave bye to the guy you thought you could lie to
This was meant to be a haiku, huh
But my story's too wide to fit inside the line
And too old, these that d****
Heroin flow, I spaz on the stove
This is Hov, no flex zone, nigga, who lied to you?
Look, you a pedestrian
Don't ever question the security I provided you
Oh y'all thought I was washed?
I'm at the cleaners
Launderin' dirty money like the teamsters, huh
Shout out to Hoffa back home, he in the church
When I heard you got booked, that s*** hurt
Fear for you, bro, we know the system don't work
Take a young nigga freedom over some dirt
Yet it's legal in Colorado
Yeah, we deny
Black entrepreneurs, free enterprise
That's why it's a black market, that's why it's called the trap
That's why it's called the project 'cause it's exactly that
All these people was gon' kill me, heh
'Cause the more I reveal me, the more they 'fraid of the real me
Welcome back Carter, smile
One of the best verses of all time.
Hov is the absolute GOAT.
So you made a thread for everyone to list their favorite jay z bars then are s***ting on half the picks yet the thread is not a trap? 😭
My G, I don't know if the real Jay Z fans are hungover on D'usse or peddling fictitious crack, but the bars so far are weak AF.
Its not a dope pun if it doesn't make sense outside of the context, and it's not a great bar if it doesn't stand to scrutiny.
Dope Jay Z bar: niggas stuck on stupid, I gotta keep it moving, niggas make the same s***, me I make the blueprint.
Its a bar that makes sense even if you don't know he has an album called the Blueprint, and none of the references are forced
From the Oxford dictionary
Handsome :
(of a number, sum of money, or margin) substantial.
"he was elected by a handsome majority"
It’s a good bar eat s*** cartman
I know what handsome means, but I've never heard of a handsome check.
Come on, fam, that's obviously a forced bar.