internet buddy

2y

Not worth the energy

BLACK

2y

OP made this just to s*** on every verse lmaoo

CrippledGod

2y

Nah, most of you have been posting mid. One guy posted a dope line and I acknowledged it.

CrippledGod

2y

Nah, most of you have been posting mid. One guy posted a dope line and I acknowledged it.

BLACK

2y

every line/verse posted was just a dope. why do you hate Jay Z so much? i don't like him either but dam

internet buddy

2y

Oh y'all thought I was washed?
I'm at the cleaners
Launderin' dirty money like the teamsters, huh

U annoying

CrippledGod

2y

Jay Z: I have many moneis

Jay Z stans: supahhotfire gif

internet buddy

2y

Eminem: Orange/ Door hinge
Em stans: “neat-o!”

CrippledGod

2y

I think, and this thread is demonstrating that my man is extremely overrated... kind of the way Kanye was when P4k was riding his nuts and all of KTT1 was drinking the kool aid.

I'm actually not pressed at all, I just want to see the slicks puns and entendres that Jay z stans scream about and so far its honestly, objectively, kind of basic

BLACK

2y

seeing as this is your 7th thread s***ting on him I'd say you definitely are pressed. Everyone would agree.

truth is I probably dont like him just as much as you but I'm not biased. The man rapped his ass off his whole career and still can. 444 is full of examples of this and is the project that made me realize that. plus he's still dropping quality features. Overrated? Yes but not by much

BLACK

2y

and b this thread is proving nothing atm. You should've made this when the site isn't dead so the real Hov fans could see it. They'd love this bait

JollofRaids

2y

Nobody wins when the family feuds
But my stash can't fit into Steve Harvey's suit
I'm clear why I'm here, how about you?
Ain't no such thing as an ugly billionaire, I'm cute
Mmmmm
Pretty much
If anybody gettin' handsome checks, it should be us

CrippledGod

2y

Weak and makes no sense... you can sell out even if you're already rich (to make even more money)... the rest id just babble about how rich he is.

Seems like you're easily impressed.

CrippledGod

2y

What's a handsome check?

internet buddy

2y

I mastered my aesthetics
I know you often heard me wax poetic
'Bout bein' back in the Lexus
But trust me, that was nothin'
A nigga up in the hundreds of millions
I have no ceilings, ah, this that feelin', I'm that boy
Anita Baker's "You Bring Me Joy"
Slappin' out of the toy, the separation is clear
In my rear-view mirror, objects is further than they appear
Oh yeah, I was born with a pair
Playin' for high stakes
Norman Cake, he looked up and out of the Lear
How niggas can't relate?
F*** a slice of the apple pie, want my own cake
Chargin' my own fate
Respect Jimmy Iovine
But he gotta respect the Elohim as a whole new regime
And niggas playin' for power, huh
So our music is ours
Niggas only own houses
Ours was, "Fuck you, pay me"
Now it's, "Fuck payin' me, I pay you
Put the rest away for Blue"
That blood money, I giggle at it
Can't even support my miss' habit
Jewelry shoppin' in Paris
All y'all jewelers should be embarrassed, huh
Blood diamonds drippin', we cute
I still ain't trippin', that's life, winners and losers
D*** dealers and abusers, America like me ruthless
My therapist said I relapsed
I said, "Prehaps I Freudian slipped in European whips"
God sent me to break the chain
I'm the true and livin'
God in the flesh, the rest of these niggas is vain
A stain on the white suit, inferior IQ
Niggas'll rip your s*** off TIDAL just to spite you
Ahhhh, what did I do?
'Cept try to free you
Niggas'll love you but hate you 'cause they can't be you
Dump 'em all in the bayou, uh
Everybody wave bye to the guy you thought you could lie to
This was meant to be a haiku, huh
But my story's too wide to fit inside the line
And too old, these that d****
Heroin flow, I spaz on the stove
This is Hov, no flex zone, nigga, who lied to you?
Look, you a pedestrian
Don't ever question the security I provided you
Oh y'all thought I was washed?
I'm at the cleaners
Launderin' dirty money like the teamsters, huh
Shout out to Hoffa back home, he in the church
When I heard you got booked, that s*** hurt
Fear for you, bro, we know the system don't work
Take a young nigga freedom over some dirt
Yet it's legal in Colorado
Yeah, we deny
Black entrepreneurs, free enterprise
That's why it's a black market, that's why it's called the trap
That's why it's called the project 'cause it's exactly that
All these people was gon' kill me, heh
'Cause the more I reveal me, the more they 'fraid of the real me
Welcome back Carter, smile

925Andrew

2y

So you made a thread for everyone to list their favorite jay z bars then are s***ting on half the picks yet the thread is not a trap? 😭

925Andrew

2y

Shame on y’all for having bars you enjoy 😡😡 idiots itt

JollofRaids

2y

From the Oxford dictionary

Handsome :

(of a number, sum of money, or margin) substantial.
"he was elected by a handsome majority"

It’s a good bar eat s*** cartman