prada creepers

yeezy slides make me feel like i'm 5'11 when I'm 5'9

thanks these are exactly the type im looking for. more subtle than rick boots too

This thread: lol why are you insecure about your height
Also this thread: immediately makes fun of OP for his height

All you need you short man

Balenciaga triple s but they're heavy as lol

this comes from my tall friends towering over me in real life and making jokes at me but thanks

5'9 is short ??

most my friends are at least 6 foot which isnt too bad but one is 6'7 so hes almost a whole foot taller than me its tough out here in group pics and talking to women while looking like a manlet

Average height in US, short in european countries.
But girls like tall guys so you gotta do what you gotta do.

air forces

It kind is now lol.

I'm 5'9 and while thats average it seems like most niggas I see are at least 5'11-6'0

gang

Alexander McQueen chunkys

Jelq ur legs

Boots tf

Srsly

What does that make people under 5’9

Manlets

They're hating and I'm not joking. You're probably smarter or more handsome than them and that's why they take those jabs at you, otherwise... why would they.

5 9 isn't short cuzz, just do you.

Damn

i will tell myself this

in other news i just ordered prada creepers

thank you to @Cody

Imagine giving a f***

Cringe that you’d want to add an extra height by wearing tall shoes