Melatonin doesn't work, Nyquil doesn't work, mirtazapine doesn't work, trazodone doesn't work, etc. What's the strongest thing you know that's guaranteed to knock me out?

Try to exhaust yourself during the day by completing a difficult work out. Works for me every time.

Rubbing one out

j cole is very boring....dude tried to go rnb gangster rapper on "who dat"....he fell off quicker than tim allen snitched after gettin caught with cocaine

Valerian root, I’ve only had NyQuil out of your list but valerian always does the job for me and I drink it as a tea but you could probably get a stronger extract

I heard zzzquil is surprisingly good

Weed

triazolam or flunitrazepam. both are unfortunately off the market here but flunitrazepam worked wonders for me for the time I had it. I could even flip one tablet for $30.

or you could take a proper antipsychotic like levomepromazine which'll knock you out seriously and make you completely brain dead for the next day.

i still recommend halcion/triazolam but you're gonna develop an addiction to it, tolerance not so much. they're extremely strong with a short half-life, so there's no daytime sedation after waking up.

Weed

Deadass slept for 12 hours last night

Now this is a real answer

go to a sleep doctor

Perfect execution

Respect

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Rain ASMR

Doxylamine always does the trick for me. You always feel drowsy the next day, and if you take it after like 9, it’s hard to wake up in time, but it’s OTC and it works.

Beer.

2 of them and i sleep like a rose.

If you really are having issues sleeping this is the correct answer. Forming a dependency on OTC medicines to fall asleep is only going to make it worse

Weak.

Better weak...then to be an alcoholic

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