They're very s***ty and hostile people and I'd like legal ways to reduce their happiness. Yes I get that it's petty and my time is better spent elsewhere etc

steal their pet

play drums at 6am every day

S*** in their yard

call in a bomb threat

three illegal things so far

ship them a box of glitter

Litter their front yard with nazi paraphernalia

Wait till the coldest part of the year and drill into their gas lines

S*** in their mailbox

Cut their brakes

S*** in their gas tank

Mail them 45lbs of elephant s***

S*** on the elephant s***

Piss on their grass

ding dong ditch

This one is good
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spray doorknob with fart spray

wait what exactly did they do to you LMAO

Make them accept your packages

If they live below you do this

Spam food deliveries to their address

if they live under you. Stomp on the floor when u walk around. I have a neighbor above me who does this . S*** is so annoying

They aren't under me, but across the short street that separates our houses

@op this. Certified way to annoy someone. Make a Craigslist in a busy city Like LA or Miami (or both) advertising a free trampoline or flat screen TV. Say you need it gone asap and are giving it away for free. Put their phone number as the contact info. I did this to someone once and their phone blew up for days and they ended up having to get a new phone number

This would be great but I don't have their number

Make a fact social media contact them with a way to extract it out of them

Kill them

Put bed bugs on their door mat