just overheard a man say he planked for 1 hour what's the biggest you've heard

“I’ll pay you back”

“Michael Jordan is better than LeBron James”

“LeBron wouldn’t last in the 80’s”

„keep hustling and you’ll get rewarded“

„racism is dead“

"love is real"

„israel is a real country“

lost 92 bricks had to fall back

Cops are afraid of arresting black people

people who say money isn’t important

THE DEVIL DONT EXIST

bro told me he got someone pregnant in 5th grade and i believed him

this might take it for biggest of this thread tbh

Whats up with your apostrophes

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Men saying she wasn‘t all that after a girl ghosts/rejects them

guy at school told me he killed someone i believed it for a bit then looked at the news/articles/dates etc. wasn't adding up was like then later he revealed he was supercapping he'd been sipping that badman cap juice

got stuck talking to a cokehead at a bus stop on my birthday last year who kept talking to me about snorting lines and then f***ing prostitutes and then he told me he left his gf because she kept nagging him about how much gears of war he played then he said he's been going to ukraine recently to do relief work. cool experience

this a top contender as well the classic 'your butterz anyway' why u talking tryna get involved with them then salty ass mofos ​

This is all true. That was me