Jan 16, 2023
The Darkest AngelNot literally a 5 layer burrito I'm guessing he means his d***
unless he has 4 extra layers of foreskin, that doesn't make sense
Jan 16, 2023He’s just like me
Jan 16, 2023
babylon shermWoke up with a loaded baked potato in my breast pocket and the chives had turned 🤦♂️
my goofy ass woke up on the side of the highway with a glove compartment filled to the brim with cottage cheese
Jan 16, 2023
Jan 16, 2023god i wish that was me
Jan 16, 2023wonder how much of my arm I could fit in one of his pockets