its peeing and they only do that when very scared

damn I almost made it the whole day without gooning too

oh f*** yeah

no idea what i expected but it wasn’t this (pause)

That water bill about to be high af

Bet that felt good

I installed a new showerhead incorrectly and it was whipping me around like a cartoon while I screamed “woahOAH-uoooOOOAH! 😨”

Seems like nyc infrastructure just falling apart

G&g worthy

its a routine fire pump test, sidewalk was closed, etc.

s*** was planned, nothing broke

Think there was just an Earthquake in NY

Imagine being under that water