more plausible than the mass baby execution for sure

this situation is so made up

Mmmmm

Stupid morons genuinely believe immigrants are eating cats so I’d wait a bit before assuming this

Trump is talking about executing babies and 9 month abortions

There is nothing to refute

Coooking him

Is this such a huge issue in the US?

what you want her to say?

"no we dont support executing babies"

??????????????????

she killing him on the abortion

Bro

Ay man

Like 0.075% is too high

Donald makes eye contact with Kamala +10000

BBQ CHICKEN!

What’s a low enough number for it not to matter.

Yeah you can tell, hopefully she keeps this momentum up

You wake up hating LeBron. You stumble to the bathroom, but all you see in the mirror is his reflection. You shake it off, but the feeling lingers.

You wake up hating LeBron. You check your phone, and it’s full of notifications about him winning 4 NBA Championships—each one reminding you of his dominance.

You wake up hating LeBron. You walk into your living room, and your TV turns on by itself, showing a replay of his 2 Olympic Gold Medals. You quickly turn it off, but the image is burned into your mind.

You wake up hating LeBron. You decide to go for a jog, but every step feels like you're dribbling in slow motion. You can almost hear the commentators praising his 4 NBA MVP Awards.

You wake up hating LeBron. You order coffee, and they write "LeBron" on your cup instead of your name. A reminder of how he has scored over 38,000 career points, making him one of the top scorers of all time.

You wake up hating LeBron. You open your closet, and a jersey falls out—one from his first stint with the Cavaliers. You remember how he became the youngest player to score 30,000 points in NBA history.

You wake up hating LeBron. You can’t escape it. Even your dreams are filled with him making that iconic block in Game 7 of the 2016 Finals, leading the Cavaliers to their first championship.

No matter what you do, you wake up hating LeBron... but he's always there, breaking records and living rent-free in your head.

Yeah, Harris just won

trump got the american dad theme song playing in his head

No pun intended?

Donald Trump's 2025

he's talking about giving the states the freedom to decide

LMAO here we go again

killed him ngl

this is the best Kamala response so far