You didn’t even include the punch line
he says in the dark of the night like Christopher Nolan. The way you typed it there’s no word play it’s just Nolan rhyming with Colon. Actually goes kinda crazy like that
I typed it like I remembered it lol
Is it a red mirage or are we cooked 💀
The west states aren’t coming in until 11pm, it’s still too early tbh but this is normal rn
republicans often get the lead so it’s shaky but no one can call it either way
Still anyone’s game
DID THEY THINK CHARLI XCX AND COCONUT TREES WOULD BE ENOUGH??
She’ll protect your crypto!
He won NC man the "red mirage" is over. He's getting 330+
Nothing's over until he can at least claim PA, MI, WI, or NV.
It’s not really “sus” more so just showing what happens when politicians don’t have a clear ideological line and are just careerists
I’m sure they probably believe to some degree in what they are saying (or not, regardless) the main thing is they still see electoral politics as a realm to “win” by adopting the rhetoric and politicies of the ruling class in an attempt to leech off voters from other parties or gain more favor in whatever circles they run in
Not really attempting to build a long term movement for the masses just whatever preserves their short term interests. I don’t know much about Stein particularly but that’s a problem for slot of “left” parties in the west
"It’s not really “sus” more so just showing what happens when politicians don’t have a clear ideological line and are just careerists"
yea this sums it up perfectly brother, it's like the superbowl to these niggas like folks lives ain't on the line
I’m calling it:
TUMP WILL WIN,
I WISH HIM THE BEST FOR THE NEXT 4 YEARS.
Tump
This is a crazy one as a Texan cause it seems like everyone hates Ted 💀.
Who is voting for this dude?
lotta people will just vote Red no matter who it is
"Don't California My Texas" & all that
I typed it like I remembered it lol
I don’t even know why I remember it tbh or what song it’s from

Drake stan and a Trumper oh you got a spot reserved in hell
2017-2020 ( trump era)
vs
2021-2024 ( joe biden era) Hip Hop?
the XXL squad is responsible for the s*** rn, so its hard to say
Drake stan and a Trumper oh you got a spot reserved in hell
Most drake stans are wym
I’m. Gay y’all I lick asscheecks
Happy for you bro
I’m calling it:
TUMP WILL WIN,
I WISH HIM THE BEST FOR THE NEXT 4 YEARS.
I hope he doesn't die, leaving us stuck with JD Vance
Vance on the couch, Trump babbling, Elon jumping like the ape that he is and Thiel is whatever