Ye is flakey but he ain't afraid to drop, he gets distracted

Cardi is terrified of flopping

Oh shucks the no avi thinks I'm cringe

people been clocked

You too

Literally the stuff children say to own someone

Okay let's have a non-Drake music test

who's administering?

it literally is. She had fake divorce during pf2 week as well.

Oh f***. I forgot about that.

Joe

Everything

"Ice Spice graduated from high school. Three Doja Cat albums..."

Publicity stunt confirmed

Holy f***

its just listing all the things that happened since cardi first album. I dont think blind items are 100% true they read like stan twitter posts but there is sometimes truth to them.

Who nut she caught?

Announcing your pregnancy the day of filing divorce papers with the dad is psychotic

Might not be the dad 👀

I'm not saying you're dumb, you're just ignorant af lol I'm also Latino, Black and not from the suburbs. I only bring that up because I'm sure you think your connection to all of these things makes you feel like you're more knowledgeable about how we act but in reality, you don't know s*** and just live in a bubble.

Stop looking for ways to reinforce negative stereotypes that you've been conditioned into believing and go read a damn book my brother.

I know, it's still a hilarious way to put things into perspective.

Don't make it Dave Frees