Chinese researchers claim to have patented a device that is capable of “reading a man’s mind” and detecting when he is watching p***, according to a report

The prototype helmet is said to be able to detect the brainwaves that are triggered by exposure to lewd content, according to South China Morning Post.

The device would help Chinese authorities enforce laws that prohibit citizens from consuming p***ography.

Researchers reportedly tested the helmet on 15 male university students who sat in front of a computer screen while wearing it on their heads.

Whenever an explicit image was displayed, the device triggered an alarm that was supposedly set off by the detected brainwaves.

Researchers tested the “porn police” helmet by juxtaposing explicit images with those that wouldn’t trigger the same brainwave reaction. The device would then be able to process a stream of photos and flag anything suspicious.

Xu Jianjun, the director of the electrical engineering department at Beijing Jiaotong University, published the results of his findings in the Journal of Electronic Measurement and Instrumentation.

P***ography is illegal in China, where censors comb social media to search for and flag inappropriate content.Getty Images/iStockphoto
He called the prototype a device “for bad information detection.”

The device, which researchers claim is 80% accurate, is said to be able to filter out other signals that could trigger brainwaves when people emit emotions unrelated to exposure to p***.

The Chinese government maintains its crackdown on p*** by deploying censors known as “porn appraisers” (jian huang shi) who comb social media in order to flag content that is deemed inappropriate.

Since p*** is illegal in China, researchers had difficulty finding enough material to be used in order to train the device, according to the report. The explicit images that the researchers were able to obtain had to be redacted and censored in order to avoid running afoul of the law.

In 2018, it was reported that Chinese authorities offered its citizens rewards of $86,000 for snitching on their fellow citizens who were suspected of watching p***ographic material.

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China has reportedly invested in research for other mindreading devices. The country’s military, also known as the People’s Liberation Army, funded the development of mindreading helmets that allow soldiers to communicate with smart weapons.

Last year, a California tech start-up, Kernel, said it developed a $50,000 helmet that was capable of a***yzing neurons in the brain that could provide researchers a window into human emotions, memory, arousal, attention, and learning.

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inb4 no fap vets enter all smug around us fellow p***heads

how to make sure China doesn’t know when you’re watching p***:

don’t wear the helmet that tells them

nofap heads will support totalitarianism to shill their snake oil cure for everything

Men only want one thing

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Yeah right

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And people say Americans have it bad

In b4 commies

psychic d*** watching

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lmao p*** is banned fr? nah i gotta ask someone from china about this

I need y'all to stop posting these Black Mirror headlines.

Reading another man’s mind

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China has reportedly invested in research for other mindreading devices. The country’s military, also known as the People’s Liberation Army, funded the development of mindreading helmets that allow soldiers to communicate with smart weapons.

I'm afraid I do not know how to photoshop.

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