The film follows a hapless dreamer and would-be philosopher (Pine) who spends his days looking after the pool of the Tahitian Tiki apartment block in sunny LA. When he uncovers the greatest water heist, he does what he can to protect his precious LA.

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No thread for this already?

white people stealing water

When does this come out?

It's just now premiering at festivals. So prob not VOD until next year

I like Chris Pine.

Looks like an album cover lol but in

What?

reviews aren’t looking too good
Need this out ASAP

I heard ppl walked out of the theater before it was over lol so yeah its a must see

This is getting dragged through the mud

does bro actually look that old now or its makeup

Looks/sounds dope

Officially the worst Chris

Get him outta here

Man the trailer for this was hot garbage

Chris pine

They been trying way too hard to make him a thing

Yes

Hemsworths the only one with heat behind him imo, Blackhat is underrated asl

The rest are washed

to my niggas from the sunblock thread chris pine is the perfect example of what the sun does to a mf when they don't wear sunscreen. plus he white of course

Nvm this looks like he’s tryna be Joaquin phoniex in inherent Vice

Gotta have melanin

I really thought they might’ve been overreacting at TIFF.

But no.

right? lmao... this feels so bad already.

That bad? LMFAO