Ultra Miami, SXSW just now and COACHELLA is apparently NEXT

Pseudo artsy, rich, suburban, Golf Le Fleur wearing, exclusively lowercase typing, Frank Ocean hipster stans bout to be in SHAMBLES

They boutta lawyer up against the CEO of corona virus over this shyt

EDIT:

they waiting WLR to drop

Corona really buggin niggas huh?

INCOMING FRANK LIVESTREAM OF DESOLATE "WOULD-BE COACHELLA GROUNDS"

can someone send me the address of the ceo of coronavirus real quiick?

Frank developing the coronavirus in his staircase lab in order to get out of Coachella is a next level finesse, even crazier than the Blonde apple music deal. We stan a business savvy king

this mf BEEN breeding a virus since 2016 with his godawful post-Blonde fanbase

GG

Crine

i wouldn't even be mad if he god-tiered trolled us like "I really would've went too haha"

Whites girls in shambles

s***s def done for. sucks man so many factions of entertainment effected by this

Good

Insta thots boutta be showing off their cute festival looks from the quarantine zone

Crine at the lowercase stereotype in OP

People who type exclusively in lowercase really do think they’re more than they are

Ambiguous mysterious caption posting, fake depressed, "dude I just finished my last juul pod", Urban Outfitters and thrift shopping, thinks they misunderstood when really everyone understand they just a B****,

Mysterious music stans and entitled white kids lost god bless corona for this one

inb4 culturally-in-touch re-purposed safety gear looks
inb4 someone dresses like this imgur.com/zJ8PFIU
Haz-mat drip

HOV WITH THE BIRDMAN RUB, SCHEMING HOW TO MONOPOLIZE THE FESTIVAL SCENE AMIDST CANCELLATIONS

that's crazy though, dude does ONE show and it gets cancelled dude to a new pandemic that became a global threat in a matter of weeks

You know damn well he bouta post a tumblr post saying "Damn that's crazy I was really looking forward to perform 😓 New merch out now on blonded tho"

WATCH FRANK do some next level s*** :​
If Coachella decides to NOT cancel
like: "oh, well amidst the craze and uncertainty i made other plans.. soo if you love 2020 you're gonna love 2021 hahaha. had to pull a defjam and got my compensation though, and its all cash haha"

Frank has never been so relieved. Big Sean too

His album finna be the vaccine

Frank is somewhere rejoicing right now