"Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?"
Albert Camus

The most consumed substance on the planet.

let's talk about beans baby.

anti-cancer
protects against diabetes
anti-inflammatory
colon cleanse

An not only does the jitter juice give consumers the benefit of muted adenosine receptors(beneficial when done correct), but new studies(n= >15K) find that coffee consumption leads to boosted Testosterone and lower estradiol

ELIXIR OF THE GODS

BEST DRINKS
1. Iced Red-Eye (Coffee with Espresso)
2. Sparkling Americano
3. Espresso shots
4. Straight Black in the Mug
5. Gibraltar

ONCE YOU GO BLACK...

Alright, so most people's experience with coffee is something along the lines of some s***ty espresso poured over a cup of straight cancer juice from Starbucks.

This is not the move my guys.

And I get it, black coffee is like dirt water at first. You take a sip and look back at the bag and wonder "Where the f*** is the caramel and orange peel in this s***????"

Don't let this dissuade you from entering the realm of enlightenment provided by coffee. You must power through.. and to do so start off easy. I would suggest Iced drinks are the way to go to allow for it tp go down smooth in the beginning, and sticking with espresso based drinks (Americanos, lattes) would be your best bet.

Coffee really one of the Goat things in life Legendary drink

French press gang where ya at

gonna get one tomorrow

f*** coffee it was created by the devil

How the f*** is cold black coffee even a thing. S*** is AIGHT at best hot.

i like the delicious diabetes in a cup coffees from starbucks

alcohol and opioids exist and you crediting the devil for coffee

hmu when you ready to grow

Bros yall gotta just try a lot of different type of coffee and see what you like. If you “hate coffee” but you only been drinking gas station s*** and Starbucks, head down to a local place and try a Ethiopian. You won’t think of coffee the same way again. If that’s a little out there for you try a nice Mexican (ask for a “comfort” coffee if you’re looking for something in this vein) that has more of that traditional flavor we think of when we think of coffee but is more balanced and robust and doesn’t taste near as acidic

The smell

The flavor

The energy

And best of all, the artsy baristas at local shops

Sensational

this x100

I had a Peru blend once that literally tasted like liquid chocolate

F***ing insane

Brah I been hitting this Costa Rica that at one of the joints by my crib so hard

S*** tastes like a very fine rum

Haven’t had a Perú in a minute

I’m fortunate enough to be 4 blocks away from one of the best coffeehouses in Amerika. They recently either won or got like second place at an international competition in NOLA

Which one is this

Archetype Coffee in Omaha NE

Amateur’s Costa Rica which is also a couple blocks away from me is probably my all time favorite blend tho

will check out fasho if I’m ever there

Coffee in my city has either become s*** “artisan farm to cup” for $5+ or extremely good

There’s like no in between

Oof yeah that’s rough. Fortunately here the best coffee in town is $3-3.5 for a 16oz plus refills for a dollar (or even free for the first) and it’s legit great coffee, not just great coffee for my city

On god black coffee is 🔥 RIP Sri the bathroom though

Yeah California is f***ed for pricing

Damn, shoutout @Ellinia

Don't remember the last time I didn't have coffee

i have an espresso machine at my house