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  • Oct 30, 2021
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    Now beat that!
    And your mother's saying "Go to college"
    So you finish college and it's wonderful
    You feel so good
    And after all the partying and craziness
    And don't forget about that d*** habit you picked up at school being around your peers
    Hey!
    Now you'll get that 25-thousand dollar job a year
    And you'll spend all your money on crack cocaine
    But, it'll be YOUR money
    No more borrowing from mom for my high!
    So now you get your degree tattooed on your back
    Cause you're so excited about it
    If you continue to work at the Gap, after several interviews, oh my God
    You'll come in at a entry-level position
    And when you do that
    If you kiss enough ass
    You'll move up to the next level
    Which is being the secretary's secretary
    And boy is that great
    You get to take messages for the secretary
    Who NEVER went to college
    She's actually the boss's niece!
    So now you're part of the family
    You know what college does for you?
    It makes you really smart, man
    All you kids wanted to talk in the back of the class
    Not me, I listened
    Okay?
    I was a hall monitor
    This was meant to be
    You know how many classes I took?
    Extra classes, extra classes
    No, I've never had s***But you know what?
    My degree keeps me satisfied
    When a lady walks up to me and says
    "Hey, you know what's sexy?"
    No, I don't know what it is
    But I bet I can add up all the change in your purse
    Very fast

  • Oct 30, 2021
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    how small are they cause the single dorm rooms in my college are already like 90 - 100 sq ft

  • Oct 30, 2021
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    With the way the housing markets going we might be lucky enough to one day own our very own pod.

    Who needs a house anyway u can have a mansion in Facebooks new metaverse

  • Oct 30, 2021
    GAYFORSALEM

    Now beat that!
    And your mother's saying "Go to college"
    So you finish college and it's wonderful
    You feel so good
    And after all the partying and craziness
    And don't forget about that d*** habit you picked up at school being around your peers
    Hey!
    Now you'll get that 25-thousand dollar job a year
    And you'll spend all your money on crack cocaine
    But, it'll be YOUR money
    No more borrowing from mom for my high!
    So now you get your degree tattooed on your back
    Cause you're so excited about it
    If you continue to work at the Gap, after several interviews, oh my God
    You'll come in at a entry-level position
    And when you do that
    If you kiss enough ass
    You'll move up to the next level
    Which is being the secretary's secretary
    And boy is that great
    You get to take messages for the secretary
    Who NEVER went to college
    She's actually the boss's niece!
    So now you're part of the family
    You know what college does for you?
    It makes you really smart, man
    All you kids wanted to talk in the back of the class
    Not me, I listened
    Okay?
    I was a hall monitor
    This was meant to be
    You know how many classes I took?
    Extra classes, extra classes
    No, I've never had s***But you know what?
    My degree keeps me satisfied
    When a lady walks up to me and says
    "Hey, you know what's sexy?"
    No, I don't know what it is
    But I bet I can add up all the change in your purse
    Very fast

    This is hilarious, but aged pretty poorly.

    The kids talking in the back of the class are definitely down bad

  • Oct 30, 2021
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    hemaglox

    how small are they cause the single dorm rooms in my college are already like 90 - 100 sq ft

  • Oct 30, 2021
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    worldpeace

    hell no

  • Oct 30, 2021

    Living like f***ing squid game guards

  • Oct 30, 2021
    worldpeace

    imagine how gross that bathroom will be

  • Oct 30, 2021
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    I like it

  • Oct 30, 2021
    worldpeace

    from a glance this looks about the same dimensions as my dorm room lol

  • Oct 30, 2021

    going into 100k of debt to live in a worse version of A$AP Rocky's Swedish prison cell.

  • Oct 30, 2021
    gh0stman

    hell no

    S*** look like the sims 2

  • Oct 30, 2021
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    s*** at least he had a window

  • Oct 30, 2021

    Charles Munger would be poor without government handouts

    also he Xi's b****

    imagine letting that guy design your living pod

    I could never

  • Oct 30, 2021
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    they said this building would be the 8th most dense housing complex in the world lmfaoo

    imagine going to college to live in one of the worlds most dense slum housing

  • Oct 30, 2021

    4500 people inside and only 2 entrances/exits

  • Oct 30, 2021
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    this is a swedish prison cell

  • Joestar 🇺🇸
    Oct 30, 2021
    001

    I like it

  • Oct 30, 2021
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    worldpeace

    Got these niggas living like the henchmen in squid game

  • Oct 30, 2021

    there are prison cells that are bigger than this ahahaha wtf

  • Oct 30, 2021

    Did the man who invented college, go to college?

  • Oct 30, 2021

    Would be heaven in HK

  • Oct 30, 2021
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    3 replies

    Don’t laugh, This will be your future Biden voters !

  • Oct 30, 2021
    Cherrywine

    Don’t laugh, This will be your future Biden voters !