independent.com/2021/10/28/architect-resigns-in-protest-over-ucsb-mega-dorm

Now beat that!
And your mother's saying "Go to college"
So you finish college and it's wonderful
You feel so good
And after all the partying and craziness
And don't forget about that d*** habit you picked up at school being around your peers
Hey!
Now you'll get that 25-thousand dollar job a year
And you'll spend all your money on crack cocaine
But, it'll be YOUR money
No more borrowing from mom for my high!
So now you get your degree tattooed on your back
Cause you're so excited about it
If you continue to work at the Gap, after several interviews, oh my God
You'll come in at a entry-level position
And when you do that
If you kiss enough ass
You'll move up to the next level
Which is being the secretary's secretary
And boy is that great
You get to take messages for the secretary
Who NEVER went to college
She's actually the boss's niece!
So now you're part of the family
You know what college does for you?
It makes you really smart, man
All you kids wanted to talk in the back of the class
Not me, I listened
Okay?
I was a hall monitor
This was meant to be
You know how many classes I took?
Extra classes, extra classes
No, I've never had s***But you know what?
My degree keeps me satisfied
When a lady walks up to me and says
"Hey, you know what's sexy?"
No, I don't know what it is
But I bet I can add up all the change in your purse
Very fast

how small are they cause the single dorm rooms in my college are already like 90 - 100 sq ft

With the way the housing markets going we might be lucky enough to one day own our very own pod.

Who needs a house anyway u can have a mansion in Facebooks new metaverse

This is hilarious, but aged pretty poorly.

The kids talking in the back of the class are definitely down bad

hell no

Living like f***ing squid game guards

imagine how gross that bathroom will be

I like it

from a glance this looks about the same dimensions as my dorm room lol

going into 100k of debt to live in a worse version of A$AP Rocky's Swedish prison cell.

S*** look like the sims 2

s*** at least he had a window

Charles Munger would be poor without government handouts

also he Xi's b****

imagine letting that guy design your living pod

I could never

they said this building would be the 8th most dense housing complex in the world lmfaoo

imagine going to college to live in one of the worlds most dense slum housing

4500 people inside and only 2 entrances/exits

this is a swedish prison cell

Got these niggas living like the henchmen in squid game

there are prison cells that are bigger than this ahahaha wtf

Did the man who invented college, go to college?

Would be heaven in HK

Don’t laugh, This will be your future Biden voters !