First two are both classic.

No. No he can't. I'd like him to make a comeback, but I don't just believe in him anymore.

He talkin' bout herpes

"Dont waste my time" is pretty good

usher feels like a relic of the past that isn't old enough to be cool again yet.

Hopefully he goes back to R&B and gives the pop dance s*** a swerve

he should do a whole record of confessions

Usher finna be r. kellyed TFOH