2016-onward

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Nuked his career

Someone died over a popeyes chicken sandwich

I'm not even gonna lie to u bro u dig what I'm saying but for the record me and the women who use feminine pronouns in your immediate and extended family had an absolutely bloody lovely mf cock sucking ball busting bbw + bbc inverse gangbang in Brazil , but apart from that I do believe your family were rather incredibly gracious hosts who showed me what many people are discussing the limited yet relatively detailed video footage of due to what several people with inside knowledge of those events believe is the historical significance of my aforementioned foray into the sunken place you likely inadvertently referenced in what some people have speculated to be the sequel to your original response responding to my original statement ; of course, you havent explicitly requested this from me , but unless you provide your express written intent for me to not do so , it would be my pleasure to keep you posted on the subsequent conversations set to take place on what sort of role, if any, the Library of Congress will play in the preservation of the audio/visual film digitally cataloguing the weekend you essentially requested i partake in , bud .

Now how about YOU go have a nice weekend , d***head .

pours coffee ☕️

how was your weekend man

Well , on thanksgiving, My ex girlfriend told me she loved me just because I sent her a brief but ( and I will freely admit this ) realistically was perhaps a wee bit too foolishly passionate dm on Instagram thanking her for the memories we created during our relationship ; I told her I loved her back but that was not the sort of reply I was attempting to solicit from her

Even still , this would have been a complete non issue , but when she posted a story yesterday of her on the couch with her baby daddy and their son , who's paternal grandmother filed a civil suit apparently attempting to impede her pregnancy on the grounds that her decision as a then 20 year old to allow herself to be impregnated by a literal boy constituted statutory rape of a minor younger than the age of 16 was something which , suffice to say , did not bring me any sort of pleasure or comfort witnessing ... I wish I was lying about anything I just said bro but it's all facts . Imagine what it feels like to be me

i went to this himalayan restaurant yesterday and the chicken 65 has me farting all over my cubicle

Respectfully how is that even my fault

And if you agree that I must necessarily be absolved of any sort of responsibility for what happened to you , my question then is why you felt the need to share that publicly