Okay so so so i've been thinking about how the end is near and we're all going to be eradicated off this earth really quickly and so i was like i may as well track our impending doom with a nicer phone in my hands, so i was in the market for an iPhone 11. Nothing wrong with my 8 but i'm bored of it.

I go on this buy/sell app and find an ad of some guy selling one for a really good price. I'm super interested and hit him up right away and we get to talking. After like 30 minutes of back and forth convo, we begin setting up a meetup time and place and he casually slides this is

HE TRIED TO CATCH ME SLIPPING. so let me get this straight , he wanted me to stroll casually into his venom infested complex, pick up the (lysol wiped) phone and then what? i'd be locked in too

praying very hardly tonight on something bad to happen him. stay safe brothers and sisters

imagine not walking in with a hazmat and copping that 11
that boy still got a button on his iphone

Crisis averted sis

“And you were planning on luring me into the quarantine zone?”

Lmao bruh

That’s scary as f***. Glad you’re safe ❤️

Jesus

"VENOM INFESTED COMPLEX"
imagine if he CaSuALLy mentioned being quarantined etc AFTER you met up in person
glad you're safe tho DODGING THE L's

"Nothing wrong with my 8 but i'm bored of it."

Says it all about Gen Z sigh

You p****. Coronavirus not gonna stop me from getting a good deal

this would've been you, except replace the sock with the iPhone
23...... 19 ?

ayo what was the price, for research purposes?

Lmfao OP immune system matches his wallet, they both broke!

30 minutes back and forth? i think op was tryn f***!!

WHY WE ATTACKING ME RN???

“Hand me the money through the door slot”

As soon as he does the police tell him it's quarantined.
that man would've been a lick.