What’s the craziest message you’ve ever sent to get some box (or peen) that actually worked?

I messaged this jawn on Hinge once “beep beep beep that’s you backing that dump truck up onto my face”

I was at her crib within the hour get sat on. One of my proudest licks

how much for a half hour?

You may not like it but this is what peak human performance looks like

I don’t pay for puss bruv

(ouuu weee)

Damn girl that thing turning me schizophrenic

She a real one if she message you back "What's his ig?"

Member since 2023

Girl posted the butterfly tattoos on her thighs. I said "they're giving me butterflies too". Clapped

“I need you to beat the s*** out of me”

Ooooo do it fart?
Do it drip?

“uermmmm.. >_< i wna touch it..”

“>_<“ is like a Bron step back 3 with the they/them jawns, it DONT miss

1.Late Registration
2.MBDTF
3.808s
4.Graduation
5.College Dropout
6.Yeezus
7.The Life of Pablo
8.Donda
9.Ye
10.Jesus Is King

I hear voices in my head
They council me
They understand
They talk to me
They tell me things that I will do
They show me things I'll do to you
They talk to me