I’m at work and a metroliner lands

This thing
The one that comes in looks really f***ing old, the paint is wore off and it’s all rusty and s***.
I’m out there on the tarmac and the pilot opens up the luggage compartment from inside the plane an old metal case with its lid shut with zipties and says to me is “be careful, it’s really heavy” I take it and I see there’s a laminate polybag on one side of the case and a paper in it with one of these motherfuckers on it

I’m like bro
Then I carry the thing across the tarmac and there’s a guy at the terminal with a dolly, I give it to him and he’s like “thanks” then leaves

squid game starting

they got you transporting symbiotes nigga

You didn't happen to see this guy did you?

Bro was moving those WMDs Bush was talking about

Covid20?

thomas carcetti

@feds yo delete this thread

Op transporting nukes

Its probably a vile of my cum, theyve been doing an all hot cheeto diet experiment on me at the lab and all of my fluids became radioactive

op was movin the covid that the government bringing in

WHATS THE MAYOR DOING HERE

the large pictures ruined the story

a cooler full of human organs just came through

Man what

OP about to get removed by the feds

Shout out to the plug getting real creative in these unconventional times

run off with those and sell on the black market

Lemme get a liver

Crine OP really got tricked into playing Plague Inc irl