Real life taking a dump at my job. And I swear to god every time I fart, it sounds like gah damn thunder

Ita cause of the bowl

can't control the brrrappp

Toilet has a built in FL Studio

The acoustics of the room. I once had a fart off with someone in an airport. Eventually he s*** his intestines and I retired from the league.

Wtf bro.. fr???

I’m finna flush now... hope I don’t clog it up. Wish me luck

I let you feel like you the s***, but boy you can't out-fart me

Yeah. Didnt think it was humanely possible. I hung from my boxers from the rafters after that

:coleworld:

The acoustics in public bathroom stalls is like the mf Vienna Musikverein.

It’s designed to amply every breath of wind coming outta your a****** and make your s*** sound like a Pirates of the Caribbean cannon ball hitting the mf water on some Disneyland s***.

They sound loudest when your in a group full of people tbh. Like at church or a movie theatre. I make sure to let it all out before I go inside lmao

Nah, u dont gotta be sitting on the bowl for it to happen

Nigga said he got that 808 Mafia

We all s***, even the women’s bathroom on some 808s

Just flush as you're letting loose
Cmon