wow

Savage
Peyton should be down on his knees giving the BJ tbh, Lynch gave him his only relevant project to begin with
if this was just 1 source reporting 1 thing i'd be inclined to believe lynch was telling the truth but 2 variety sources in addition to the BFI guy not only reporting that there's a film but that laura dern and other lynch regulars are in it... it has to be true.
it just has to.
Don’t listen to Hollywood producers
avclub.com/david-lynch-cannes-2022-film-news-inland-empire-1848785241
“I have no film at Cannes, no,” said Lynch. “In fact, no one has ever even asked me that. You’re the first person that’s actually asked me, ‘David, do you have a film at Cannes?’ I say no, I don’t have a film at Cannes.”
Pressed as to whether he had something else—not a film, perhaps, but a TV pilot or other special project—that would make its bow at the festival, he sounded definitive. “I’m not trying to trick you, I have nothing at Cannes,” he said. “But there’ll be something new from somebody else. It wasn’t me, though. It isn’t me.”

"And by the way... I don't have a film at the Cannes Film Festival... this year."
"And by the way... I don't have a film at the Cannes Film Festival... this year."

"And by the way... I don't have a film at the Cannes Film Festival... this year."
Sources going quiet and the Deadline guy who originally thought Lynch was bluffing is now saying someone other than Lynch told him he isn’t bluffing. 36% sure we’ve been f***ed.
It’s always best to shut the f*** up in cases like this, a true surprise drop would’ve been better anyway.