I’ll go first with Eminem

They say I’m acting too psychotic/
Yeah b**** I am, psych! Cock, sis!/
But on the real I should see (c) a shrink like a tiny crip/
But you squash him and mix him in your dip/
I’m too afraid of s***/
To anxious I thought I should quit/
The fear of constantly dying alerts me/
And pushes me to act more healthy/
My d*** in your moms ass gotta be real stealthy!/

Bro I can’t do this rn

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OH
F***
S***
BISH!

I be that pretty mf

I was just telling that I got this girl before
And we was together since 3 years
And uh, I was not even cheating on her or what
And Facebook arrived and she wanted me to accept her on Facebook
And I don't want it because I was like in front of her
And she told me like, "Accept me on Facebook"
It was virtual, made no sense
So I say, "I'm in front of you, I don't need to accept you on Facebook"
She started to be crazy
She thoughts that because I didn't accept her
She thought I was cheating
She told me like, uh, "It's over"
I can't believe you
I said, "Come on, you're crazy" because like, yeah
I'm in front of you, I'm every day
Here in your house
That's, it means like it's jealousy
Pure jealousy for nothing
You know
Virtual thing

Ahhhh (kendrick voice)

Might run off the road and kill myself
Sometimes I wake up, wanna kill myself
How would you feel if I killed myself?
I look in the mirror, wanna shoot myself
My worst enemy is myself
I ain't really worried about nobody else
Up the Glick and do it to myself

I forgot mother maiden name
I get so high, I forget
I forgot to eat before I started drinkin'
I forgot exactly what I was thinkin'
Matter of fact, I forgot everything
I spit that like I forgot my phone
Unc actin' like he forgot he owe
They forgot I did it on my own
Walk in that b****, daddy home
I lost a 1200 dollar ring yesterday
Before that, lost a ring the other day
Bent my pinky ring punchin' the opp in his face
I forgot who my opp was
Forget a lot of s*** but won't forget my gun
They won't forget my big ass chain
That s*** came here to do big ass thangs
I forgot where I parked my car (I did)
I forgot what kinda d*** I'm on (I did)
I forgot COVID be in your lung (I did)
I forgot my social security number
Ain't got no vacuum I sweep the carpets
Sorry baby I don't eat no carpet
B**** move like Eve in the garden
I forgot the block got hot
I won't forget to watch that guy
I won't forget to wash my car
I want fishbone, no tint on the car
I forgot I hate Nicki Minaj
My b**** forgot her panties and bra
I forgot who the f*** I am
I slap the f*** outta grown ass men

LMAOOO

I only had two problems with females
Comin' off too strong and waitin' too long to move on
To save myself a heartache, Cupid gave me a couple of coupons
And told me not to choose a chicken head with Jimmy Choos on
It's a new day, women want Louboutin
Basic necessities, you heard that "Gucci Gucci" song
And if she do me wrong, I keep it moving on my quest to find love
Still burnin til my doobie's gone

Playboi Carti

Vampire climate; get your gun (yeah yeah)
Vampire climate; gotta run (yeah yeah)
Ice caps closer to the sun (woah woah)
AOC titties ain't get anything done (no no)

F*** it; let's just buy our way out
F*** it; let's just buy our way out
F*** it; let's just buy our way out
Turn on, plug in, cop out and stay out