Every contribution to this thread that comes to my mind is f***ing insane

I want a girl whos nose is always runny so she can wipe her nose on my d***

first one:

she kills me immediately after I creampie her by turning her p**** into one of those worms from the 2005 king kong movie, devouring my entire body d*** first. pure ecstasy

second one:

vengeful ex comes on to me after years apart like she's all nice and kind and even plays a slow game taking weeks to get me to sleep with her but she actually has a magic spell and as we are making love I am slowly turning into a woman and by the time I c***I am a goddess of a woman and she thinks it's a nightmare for me but jokes on her idgaf now I can be a baddie s*** who can rip a dozen o*****s back to back no refraction period

third one:

I d*** a predator woman but she also d**** me and we fall asleep together after having no s***and wake up, realize the situation, and just laugh and laugh and laugh and then fall in love and start d***ging cute little twinks and manic pixie dreams girls together where we dress them up as clowns and leave them in a motel unmolested except for the fact that we f***ed like hyenas on top of their unconscious bodies before doing the makeup and dressup

say if with your chest!

Two Homer posters is almost as good of a deal as 100 tacos for $100

oh is that all?

you silly billy

Nah the other part is when she sucks the snot off my d***

I like a woman who takes charge. Who knows exactly what she wants and isn't afraid to go for it. Who can dominate me, discipline me when I deserve it (or even when I don't). Maybe even disrespect or humiliate me a bit in public

I also like women with short hair

True. Nobody wants to admit they like sounding

tame tbh snot is sweet and sticky and makes for good lube

step too far for me

I like brunettes

U a real freak

I just read the room and went with it

Last girl I was with explained to me how fetishes are things you absolutely NEED in order to finish, this true?

I'm more of a pleaser. Luckily I haven't ran into anyone with that in mind.

O***** control >>>

I need vibrating panties with the remote lol they on Amazon? lol

I hear you out!

f*** reading the room, scare the room

ur girl might be right tho. especially with how the internet be affecting ppls

Hope she's doing well, wherever she is

To finish? Gotta exercise more and goon less. Rub something or tug something the right way and that should happen. Unless you're on SSRIs I guess

Jewish BBW/SSBBW