I just ordered food it took a whole ASS hour to arrive and it was missing my god damn coffee bruh s*** got me heated
I just ordered food it took a whole ASS hour to arrive and it was missing my god damn coffee bruh s*** got me heated
Happened last night, order took more than an hour cause driver couldnt find the store, man was legit driving in circles when store was right there on the gps thing.
Told the support to cancel the order and thats when the driver picked it up
dude was driving like he was in GTA IV
specifically that GTA
for no reason at all
s*** was weird
Just like last week. Dudes car was a ball of weed smell and dude was bumping RodWave and similar level artists. Kid looked 18 too.
Was in Manhattan and it was around 3 or 4 am, ordered an uber back to Brooklyn. Dumbass driver with gps took me to Staten Island son
Then I look at my phone and I got charged with bridge toll on top of that
Then on the drive back to Brooklyn, I had to tell this dude where to drive so I can get home and not end up in another borough again.
How the f*** you can’t follow directions when you got gps?
Had to contact Uber after that to get all my money back for that bullshit.
How the f*** you get lost with gps?
Oh I forgot to mention how he almost got into 2 accidents as well
Was in Manhattan and it was around 3 or 4 am, ordered an uber back to Brooklyn. Dumbass driver with gps took me to Staten Island son
Then I look at my phone and I got charged with bridge toll on top of that
Then on the drive back to Brooklyn, I had to tell this dude where to drive so I can get home and not end up in another borough again.
How the f*** you can’t follow directions when you got gps?
Had to contact Uber after that to get all my money back for that bullshit.
How the f*** you get lost with gps?
Oh I forgot to mention how he almost got into 2 accidents as well
Lmfaooo
Black Israelite kept handing me pamphlets talking about white devils when I'm just trying to go get laid
by one of those white devils :bronjoice:
Lmfaooo
I was so tired and sleepy, all I wanted to do is hit the bed.
S*** got me so tight, I was so close to just getting out of the car and finding another way to get home
Took an uber to get to campus and there was this older driver like 70, that decided to tell me his life story and how he married a 20yr asian girl while also tryna get me into a ponzi scheme.
Another one, was this girl who's car was a mess, dog hair all over the seats and floors and tampons on the floor as well.
Probably more I'm forgetting, used to have to uber heavily my freshmen year, cause I live off campus.
My first ever Uber was a dude in Denver who wouldn’t let my boy and I smoke in his car before our flight cause it was his wife’s whip
Said he’d pull off in a random parking lot to smoke with us instead
Told him to stop trying and drop us off in the parking garage and we just smoked there lol
One Uber driver I had drove down the wrong side of a 1 way street and almost got us into a head on collision until the GPS made him turn around.
I put my head down both out of fear and embarrassment cause the other drivers were pissed af.
Rest of the trip was smooth though.
Driver hit up Wendy’s on the way to pick me up, then she took the long route to me estimation went from like 13 min to 25 🤦♀️
Was coming from Whole Foods. Called an Uber and the guys pic was some middle eastern dude with really wide eyes. So I already felt like something bout dude was sus. We drive home and it’s in Monterey California so there’s hills and trees, and the deer be f***ing EVERYwhere. My mans is speeding for some reason and hits a baby deer at full speed and keeps going a bit before he pulled over. It didn’t leave a dent but it hit right in the center of his hood, so hard that he couldn’t get it open.
I actually saw the deer stumbling to get back up for a hot second through the window
Trying to hold in puke 🤢
Been in this situation more times than I'd like to admit.
did an uber pool and the driver and another passenger ended up having a screaming match
driver ended up rating me badly for some reason though, guilty by association i guess
Got this Uber driver number once
We had a date
I flaked
She showed up started knocking on my door
Crazy b****
But if I could go back in time I would have f***ed that Uber driving Latina
Her name was Muzett