A bunch of fat chicks are rubbing oil on themselves. They’re all naked. They start rolling on the ground because that’s what fat b****es be doing.
Suddenly Detective F*** bursts through da door. He’s wearing an undershirt with no pants on. His wiener flops around and it looks like da wiener you sucked dat one time.
Detective F***: All right which one of you fat chicks wants ta get farted on?
One of da fat b****es named Sharla raises her hand.
Sharla: Ooh meeeee! I wanna get farted on!
Detective F***: SHUT THE F*** UP YOU FAT BLIZZARD C***!
Detective F*** opens her mouth and farts in it. She barfs and some of her barf goes into Detective F***’s a******.
Detective F***: WHAT B****? You just got barf in my a******! YA F***ING C***!!
Detective F*** doesn’t want barf in his butthole so he s***s it out. Sharla takes the s*** and shoves it in her butthole.
Sharla: Now I put your poop in my poop so I have double poop.
Detective F***: I DIDN’T SAY YOU COULD DO DAT FLUBBERCUNT!
Detective F*** shoves his hand into Sharla’s butt and pulls da poop back out.
Da other chicks fall asleep because they get tired faster from being fat b****es.
Detective F***: I WANT MY MOMMY! I WANT MY MOMMY!
ban op