this post gave me a tromboner

whatchu mean by that broham

Dizzy Gillespie’s trumpet sound was as legendary as those cheeks

My cheeks are legendary for the trumpet sound I can make with them as well

ayo dizzy gillespie plays a sax!

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My biggest regret in life is selling this shirt for like $250. So old the tag just says t shirt lol

No he didn’t lol

take that avi off because you donno classics!

Bro Dizzy played trumpet you moron 🤣

please stop embarassing yourself before i drop it on you

If Dizzy Gillespie played the saxophone show me. He's famous for playing the trumpet

No don't do it, please don't do it

Cause one of us goes in and we all go through it

And Dizzy got the laryngocele cheeks, so Dizzy gonna blow it

Those my bandmates, I ain't even gotta say it

That's just something they know

'dizzy gillespie plays a sax' is a famous opening line of Nice & Smooth's Funky For You. though theres an unconfirmed story that dizzy gillespie's son approached greg nice and told him its funny that he 'knew' his dad could play a sax. yeah its known that bro made a mistake there, one of the oldest examples of 'she sucks like a cello' type lines

Thanks for putting me on, this is a banger