I’d f*** her swagless ass UP !!!!

Sexually

Imagine having the literal easiest day job ever (Personal shopper) for a good pay ($72k)

The options are limitless for you... you could pursue your dreams and have actual time and energy for your side hustle and do all the things you care about. Your boss is DJ Mustard so he's not micromanaging you

.................and, still you fumble the bag (literally) because you had to steal 50k-100k from Mustard to spend on Chanel bags and LV jackets

The worst people get the best luck and still manage to f*** it up

6k a month just to shop? Sign me tf up

Every time some personal shopper gets caught doing this people start digging through and posting their trash fits

You deserve to get burned if you’re paying someone 6k a month to SHOP for you.

That b**** was already stealing and you appointed her to do it

Personally I agree that's an insane amount when you could get a virtual assistant to do the same work at a fraction of the price

Depending on how much shopping Mustard is doing it could make sense for him to offload that to someone else but 6k a month is crazy good money. Her hourly rate on actual work done must be insane

And even funnier is how she threw that cushy job away B**** you dont think people can check credit card receipts???

He might be THAT busy that it’s worth it for him to have someone do it for him. Whenever he needs something he can just call her to pick it up and drop it off

powerful.

“I truly am so srry”

She said she was sorry but coulnt bother writing it in full

I would still only shop online tbh