I would be straight? im trynna get a pet cause I be bored af at the crib and they so cute and interesting. I got this white female trynna give me one for free but I gotta go pick it up from her 17 year old friend so told the white bih to bring it from her herself. But management asking 500 deposit for it and then 150 every month. My co-worker said I can easily keep a cat without management knowin, but dis the same mf who told me to season my chicken after baking it what y’all think?

Pretty sure thats a misdemeanor charge to have non-permitted animals in an apartment setting

Misdemeanor? Tf how

cats are easier to hide then dogs but still easy to identify

better off with a small pet in a cage or something

i know someone who has a bengal cat that got caught having a pet because it was so loud meowing / running around

bengal cats are known to be on rambunctious tho

But how would skreeets know I got a cat if she don’t ever leave the crib? Also I got an under ground garage so it ain’t like management would ever see me with a cat

Another @Supersoaker potential classic

Funniest op I’ve read in a while

Cats like looking out windows so besides that should be easy to not get caught unless you get spotted goin to the vet or somethin

You can definitely get away with it but don’t buy an animal on a whim. They’re living creatures not toys.

Mf I live on the top floor this place got over 500 apartments you really think mfs looking at other folk window?

Keep chicken without management knowing and season the cat after baking it

Cat

You'll easily get caught and they are living animals not plants

You don't want to hold a cat captive inside an apartment. They hate that s***

Get a cool Lizard and if the management asks why lizard in your room you tell them you found it under your couch

Don’t most folks have cats in they crib? You expect dis cat to go get a full time job or some?

Bro just do it

My lease says no pets

I have a cat

Do other people in your building have pets? Just ask if they had to pay deposit

…because the cat didnt consent? Not only are you breaking the landlord-tenent agreement but youre also eroding the cats sovereignty over its self and thats a misdemeanor

Depends on how big the apartment is, if it's a small apartment the little guy wont like it

this thread about to get out of hand

Look at this f***er

Das what I’m saying g. I see hella white folks with dogs bigger than me. Ain’t seen nobody with a cat cause they mostly stay indoors anyway

Cute

Most cats are outdoor cats bro