Yep

I haven’t done s*** for my birthday aside from see my direct family that evening in years and it’s all I ask for

This year I went to a coffee shop got espresso and their sandwich of the day, spent the rest of the afternoon driving by the river and listening to music I like

All I want

Only if you give it to yourself

This year I booked a massage at a five star hotel Four Seasons in Boston

Then I got one of those ultra deluxe manicure from a bad Latina b**** I’m telling you she was sooooo thick at another five star hotel spa.

Then I hit a sauna / steam room at another five star hotel spa. Blew through my biweekly paycheck that week sure but damn it was worth it. By the way I Ubered everywhere.

Ate steak that night with the fam.

i don’t care much for my birthday

plus i get the stuff i want anyways so its whatever

Yeah i enjoy spending time with my family friends is all i want. Plus maybe a couple new shirts and some shrooms or something.
Used to struggle with birthdays but now I enjoy them more

yeah most of the time

most of the time i just asked for a video game and an album tho lol, maybe a shirt once in awhile - and if it fell on a schoolday most of the time i was allowed to skip school

in my house it was always an unspoken thing that birthdays are like smaller gifts and christmas is the bigger gifts

birthdays are more about the event and going out

realest lyric ever 2 chainz better than kendrick 'she got a big booty so i call her big booty' is so profound it shall be played at the first dance of my wedding regardless of how big my wife booty is

u like this when ublowing out candles with the fam 'yh this cool and all but where my big booty latina its the 5th year i been asking you guys are taking the piss now dont ask me what i want unless u willing to provide'

i gotta do this 1 time sounds GOATed